08-11-2005, 08:46 AM
Ah sorry, my name is Skitz 'O Phrenia.
In local news:
It has been reported that a man by the name of Pantallica has become permanently stuck onto his computer chair. Therefore, he passes the time by playing Diablo 2 nonstop, and therefore working on his ladder necro as much as he possibly can. It is not confirmed of his current level, but it is speculated that it is somewhere in the 70's. When questioned, Pantallica could only give us brief statements: "Leave me alone", "Damn lag!", and an occasional "Sandwich run!". We'll keep the public updated as his progress continues.
-Skitz 'O Phrenia
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In weather news:
The temperature across the Sanctuary is fluctuating rapidly. The following weather reports are brought to you by our five weather stations located across the wide world of the Sanctuary.
Rogue Encampment: Moderate weather. The high for today will be 83, low will be 68. Scattered rain showers are expected, so keep those umbrellas handy, and take shelter in desolate houses if needed.
Lut Gholein: Get that suntan lotion ready, it's going to be another hot hot day. Highs expected in the 102 range, and lows around 82. Dust storms may bring some nasty leapers or hellcats in your direction, so make sure to stay with a group and find a nice defensive area to defend yourselves if needed.
Kurast Docks: Make sure to watch out today, the humidity could take your breath away. The temperature could go anywhere up to around 94, and down to about 73. Heavy shower and t-storms may be coming your way, so expect a wet day.
Pandemonium Fortress: Warm temperatures surround the encampment here today; expect the temperature to go anywhere up to 100 or so. We, as every other day, suggest for the small population here to stay in town due to the random fire storms that may occur out there in the hellish plateaus.
Harrogath: Expect chilly temperatures today; keep those jackets on. An even chillier front could be sweeping down your way; temperatures could go down to -2 degrees and blizzards will be sweeping the area.
-Skitz 'O Phrenia
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Private Meeting: It would probably make more sense for us to be a newspaper rather than a news show; each of the various positions thus far all can be applied in the creation of a newspaper.
In local news:
It has been reported that a man by the name of Pantallica has become permanently stuck onto his computer chair. Therefore, he passes the time by playing Diablo 2 nonstop, and therefore working on his ladder necro as much as he possibly can. It is not confirmed of his current level, but it is speculated that it is somewhere in the 70's. When questioned, Pantallica could only give us brief statements: "Leave me alone", "Damn lag!", and an occasional "Sandwich run!". We'll keep the public updated as his progress continues.
-Skitz 'O Phrenia
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In weather news:
The temperature across the Sanctuary is fluctuating rapidly. The following weather reports are brought to you by our five weather stations located across the wide world of the Sanctuary.
Rogue Encampment: Moderate weather. The high for today will be 83, low will be 68. Scattered rain showers are expected, so keep those umbrellas handy, and take shelter in desolate houses if needed.
Lut Gholein: Get that suntan lotion ready, it's going to be another hot hot day. Highs expected in the 102 range, and lows around 82. Dust storms may bring some nasty leapers or hellcats in your direction, so make sure to stay with a group and find a nice defensive area to defend yourselves if needed.
Kurast Docks: Make sure to watch out today, the humidity could take your breath away. The temperature could go anywhere up to around 94, and down to about 73. Heavy shower and t-storms may be coming your way, so expect a wet day.
Pandemonium Fortress: Warm temperatures surround the encampment here today; expect the temperature to go anywhere up to 100 or so. We, as every other day, suggest for the small population here to stay in town due to the random fire storms that may occur out there in the hellish plateaus.
Harrogath: Expect chilly temperatures today; keep those jackets on. An even chillier front could be sweeping down your way; temperatures could go down to -2 degrees and blizzards will be sweeping the area.
-Skitz 'O Phrenia
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Private Meeting: It would probably make more sense for us to be a newspaper rather than a news show; each of the various positions thus far all can be applied in the creation of a newspaper.
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