Hitler

[oldschoolmcs]

Extract from Eddie Izzard, famous british comedian:

Hitler was also a vegetarian and a painter, so he must have been going, "I cant get ze ****en trees; DAMN I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!"

Did anyone out there realise Hitler was a vegetarian and a painter, AS WELL as being a mass-murdering ****head?

Also from Eddie Izzard:

If you kill one person, you go to prison. If you kill ten people, you go to Texas, they hit you with a brick, thats what they do. If you kill a hundred people, you go to a hostpital and they look at you through a small window forever. And past that, we can't deal with it. We're almost saying, "Well done! you killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up VERY early in the morning! Polpot, killed 1.9 million jews, died under house arrest aged 83, well done there. Stalin, killed many millions, died of old age at home, well done indeed. Hitler. Killed people next door. *groan*! After a couple of years we won't stand for that, will we!?"

It's not so much the fact that Hitler killed lost of people, it was more the fact that he killed people that weren't of his own country or ethnicity.