Lol you got that out of maxim
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heres one for ya
This guys out takin a joy ride with his wife and a cop pulls em over. He comes up and says do you know why I pulled you over. He says "no officer I always drive 55 no matter what" His wife says " that aint true he was goin 80 and I told him hed get in trouble for it" He shakes his head and the officer tells him " you dont have your seatbelt on either" He says " I did until you pulled me over, you see I undid it to get my wallet out to get my license so I'd have it ready when you got here." His wife says "that aint true I told him to wear it or hed get a ticket when he got pulled over for speeding" The cop gives him a stern look and the guy looks at his wife and says" WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL, DAMN!!!" The officer ask his wife" does he always talk to you like that?" She says " No sir only when he's been drinking."
Additional Comment:
heres one for ya
This guys out takin a joy ride with his wife and a cop pulls em over. He comes up and says do you know why I pulled you over. He says "no officer I always drive 55 no matter what" His wife says " that aint true he was goin 80 and I told him hed get in trouble for it" He shakes his head and the officer tells him " you dont have your seatbelt on either" He says " I did until you pulled me over, you see I undid it to get my wallet out to get my license so I'd have it ready when you got here." His wife says "that aint true I told him to wear it or hed get a ticket when he got pulled over for speeding" The cop gives him a stern look and the guy looks at his wife and says" WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL, DAMN!!!" The officer ask his wife" does he always talk to you like that?" She says " No sir only when he's been drinking."
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