I go over to my friend's house,and ring the bell, and the wife answers.
Heres my convo..
" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
We sit down and I say "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. I promptly thank her and I throw a hundred bucks on the table.
We sit there a while longer and I say "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Me a nice long look. I thank her, and i throw another hundred bucks on the table, and then i tell here i can't wait any longer and i leave.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend came over. " Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
Heres my convo..
" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
We sit down and I say "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. I promptly thank her and I throw a hundred bucks on the table.
We sit there a while longer and I say "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Me a nice long look. I thank her, and i throw another hundred bucks on the table, and then i tell here i can't wait any longer and i leave.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend came over. " Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"