03-10-2006, 01:30 AM
- After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
- How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
- How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
- How young can you die of old age?
- Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
- If God dropped acid, would he see people?
- If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
- If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
- If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
- If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
- If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
- What if there were no hypothetical situations?
- Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
- Will your answer to this question be no?