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Drunk Driver
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03-11-2006, 01:14 AM (This post was last modified: 03-11-2006, 01:14 AM by Z3R0.)
Yeah, I'm definatly gonna have to try that designated decoy thing. I mean, what can they do to the decoy?

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Here's one:

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon" answers the clerk.

About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" He asks.

"Same time as before... Noon." Replies the clerk.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"

The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."

"No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"
You can run....but you'll just die tired.
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Drunk Driver - by Snipz - 02-25-2006, 01:26 PM
Drunk Driver - by Mc_Blackzon - 02-25-2006, 01:42 PM
Drunk Driver - by owner16 - 02-25-2006, 01:46 PM
Drunk Driver - by Snipz - 02-25-2006, 02:36 PM
Drunk Driver - by ggkthx - 02-28-2006, 02:26 PM
Drunk Driver - by pyrocrow - 02-28-2006, 03:41 PM
Drunk Driver - by bigdeath - 03-02-2006, 06:05 PM
Drunk Driver - by Siris - 03-02-2006, 06:38 PM
Drunk Driver - by FraterPerdurabo - 03-02-2006, 08:51 PM
Drunk Driver - by Snipz - 03-05-2006, 01:58 AM
Drunk Driver - by zerochris1985 - 03-05-2006, 02:16 AM
Drunk Driver - by Crimson_Brilliance010 - 03-05-2006, 04:12 AM
Drunk Driver - by Z3R0 - 03-11-2006, 01:14 AM
Drunk Driver - by Crimson_Brilliance010 - 03-11-2006, 09:03 AM
Drunk Driver - by Bloodangel26 - 03-13-2006, 01:34 PM
Drunk Driver - by Z3R0 - 03-15-2006, 03:43 AM
Drunk Driver - by Crimson_Brilliance010 - 03-16-2006, 11:13 AM
Drunk Driver - by Bloodangel26 - 03-16-2006, 01:45 PM
Drunk Driver - by Crimson_Brilliance010 - 03-16-2006, 05:01 PM
Drunk Driver - by Bloodangel26 - 03-16-2006, 06:33 PM
Drunk Driver - by Crimson_Brilliance010 - 03-17-2006, 10:43 AM
Drunk Driver - by Bloodangel26 - 03-17-2006, 01:31 PM
Drunk Driver - by Crimson_Brilliance010 - 03-18-2006, 07:24 AM
Drunk Driver - by Z3R0 - 03-23-2006, 05:15 AM
Drunk Driver - by Blue - 03-23-2006, 03:38 PM

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