Ways To Turn Men Down!

[Spitfire]

Subject: WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN


> HIM: Can I buy you a drink?
> HER: Actually I'd rather have the money.
>
> HIM: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours
> HER: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>
> HIM: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
> HER: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
>
> HIM: How did you get to be so beautiful?
> HER: I must've been given your share.
>
> HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
> HER: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
>
> HIM: Your face must turn a few heads.
> HER: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
>
> HIM: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
> HER: Okay, get out.
>
> HIM: I think I could make you very happy.
> HER: Why? Are you leaving?
>
> HIM: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
> HER: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
>
> HIM: Can I have your name?
> HER: Why? Don't you already have one?
>
> HIM: Shall we go see a movie?
> SHE: I've already seen it.
>
> HIM: Where have you been all my life?
> HER: Hiding from you.
>
> HIM: Haven't I seen you some place before?
> HER: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
>
> HIM: Is this seat empty?
> HER: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
>
> HIM: So, what do you do for a living?
> HER: I'm a female impersonator.
>
> HIM: Hey baby what's your sign?
> HER: Do not enter.
>
> HIM: Your body is like a temple.
> HER: Sorry, there are no services today.
>
> HIM: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> HER: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
>
> HIM: Where have you been all my life?
> HER: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
>
> FORWARD TO WOMEN WHO NEED SOME LAUGHTER AND TO MEN WHO HAVE A SENSE OF
> HUMOR!