"Blondes"

[Pamela]

A Blonde's Year in Review



January

- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February

- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit
in printer !!!

March -

Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4
years!"

April -

Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May -

Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit
into those little packets!!!

June -

Tried to go water skiing....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July -

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August -

Got locked out of my car in rain storm....car swamped because soft-top was
open.

September -

The capital of California is "C"....isn't it???

October -

Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November -

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour per pound and I
weigh 108!!

December -

Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid
phone!!!

What a year!!