05-24-2007, 02:36 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-24-2007, 05:26 AM by kitten_klyd.)
~He would turn and see pam, and he would quickly kiss her on the forehead. He would then walk out of the bar and head out to a church to ask help from his father. When he got there he would sit down on the floor and pray. Then, a holy light flashed through the church, it was so bright, that it made venom fall back, onto the floor. The holy figure, would stand there and would ask in a gentle voice: "What troubles you my son?"~
~"Father, I have grave news. I finally made some human friends." The holy man would laugh, then look at him sideways and say "This is your grave news? This is wonderfull news!"~
~"THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS!!!" a voice would boom. The devil would explode from the ground and appeared to be very mad. The smile on the holy man's face quickly faded. "Am I missing something? Why do you insist on Punishing him!?!" The devil quickly cowered into the corner. God rarely got mad, but when he did it wasn't pretty. He would get extremly violent. The devil would cry a bit and say "Can we take this somewhere else?" she was obviosly frightened. "Lets." god would say. They both sunk into the ground and disapeared.~
~After seeing his father so mad at his mother, he laughed and knew he was safe. He would then go back to the bar hoping the loud voices and flashing lights didn't disturb anybody.~
~"Father, I have grave news. I finally made some human friends." The holy man would laugh, then look at him sideways and say "This is your grave news? This is wonderfull news!"~
~"THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS!!!" a voice would boom. The devil would explode from the ground and appeared to be very mad. The smile on the holy man's face quickly faded. "Am I missing something? Why do you insist on Punishing him!?!" The devil quickly cowered into the corner. God rarely got mad, but when he did it wasn't pretty. He would get extremly violent. The devil would cry a bit and say "Can we take this somewhere else?" she was obviosly frightened. "Lets." god would say. They both sunk into the ground and disapeared.~
~After seeing his father so mad at his mother, he laughed and knew he was safe. He would then go back to the bar hoping the loud voices and flashing lights didn't disturb anybody.~
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