My Time Spent

[Z3R0]

There are a lot of things you can do when you can't sleep. You can try to balance yourself on your one hinged toilet seat while promising to never again eat an entire jar of jalapenos while watching SportsCenter. You can have two cups of milk to try to counteract that. Also, you can remember that you're lactose intolerant. That's always fun.

People are always complaining when they didn't get enough sleep. I have no sympathy for you. "I was up all night cramming for this test." Maybe you wouldn't have to if you knew what classroom we have lecture in. "My roommate kept me up all night." Yeah, that's what you get with lottery housing. "I only slept 2 hours last night." Hey McConnell, considering the fact that you were getting ass all night, I don't feel bad for you at all. At least you could've tried to keep it down for your roommate.

I don't know why people say that your brain doesn't function well when you're tired. I find that I'm most creative when I can't sleep. You ever try really hard to do something and you manage to get everything else done, except the only thing you need? Same way. Instead of getting to sleep, or devising ways to get to sleep, I came up with a way for college students to save the environment. Guys: save water by peeing in the sink. You won't make a mess (with practice), and when you wash your hands, it's like, flushing. Clearly this doesn't apply to people who don't wash and/or rinse. It might be slightly more difficult for girls.
What's up with those f cuk shirts? Is anyone else f cuking sick of those yet or what?