Why I'm voting democrat

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It's going to start here, because it can be viewed as jokes or it can be viewed as flame. So I'll have Skye read it and she can post it where ever if need be.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.


I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever
I want. I've decided to marry my horse.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would.


I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.


I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good
people.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell
us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps
will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.


I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not
be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break
even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution
as THEY see fit.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe
kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.


I'm voting Dem ocrat because my head is so firmly planted up my
@#% it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.


A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't
own'

- William F. Carling -