<boozie> AnIonU: if i washed my **** would you suck it?
<AnIonU> bbozie: if you washed your **** you would realize that it was only dirt...no ****
<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me on
<Mousey> does he have to look desperate
<Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick .. been there .. done that .. and no offence to her coz shes a great person .. but .. id rather not again
<OutLore> hehe
<OutLore> agreed
<bytraper> hahahaha
<bytraper> like rocking a car on the edge of a cliff
<OutLore> 3 votes, the motion is hereby passed
<Ryan> my mom was killed by mobile phones
<mal> she has only herself to blame
<Ryan> no really, she was using it in a storm
<mal> and?
<Ryan> lightening
<mal> then what?
<Ryan> mobile phone truck ran her over
<avalon> can I touch you now?
<Nala> I still don't know you
-!- avalon is now known as dad
<dad> how about now?
<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage never shows 0.0%.
corner (19:08:21): how tall is a standard guillotine?
Andrick (19:08:33): This still concerns you?
corner (19:08:39): yeah, I really want to build one
corner (19:08:47): I have short ceilings
corner (19:08:51): I wanna make sure I can keep it in my apt
Andrick (19:09:00): I have to admit that I never have committed that number to memory.
Andrick (19:09:06): But I can tell you they are *tall*.
corner (19:09:15): maybe I can make a kid's version?
Andrick (19:09:30): That is probably a wonderfully poor choice of words.
<Bank6000> What is the best way to approach a person who you are attracted to at a book store, library, animal shelter or football game shown on TV at a bar?
<CrustyNutz> You can do it put your ass into it!
<TheBrat> uummm personally just don't say some cheesy pick up line..
<xTrinity Luvx> yeah just be yourself
<speedracer> Kick her in the shin.
<speedracer> She'll remember you next time.
<Evil_Couch> zap her with a ****ing tazer and then drag her back to your place
<Evil_Couch> by the time she wakes up, she'll be chained to your bed and she'll HAVE to love you or you'll cut her food ration in half.
(Regarding a Diablo II game and password)
SchroeDotOrg: naked/asusual
J Jorenko: *joins you*
<dorkmo> Hey what do you do when a cop asks you too walk on the line?
<Technofrek> uh,.... ask which one?
<+DoomSooth> I went to Providence Middle School in Virginia.
<+DoomSooth> The cheerleaders had PMS in big letters on their uniforms.
[brianh] smaller boobs are cool
(Akira1) hmm
[brianh] like the kind that 8 year old girls have
[brianh] 18
[brianh] I ****ing meant 18
(Akira1) hahaha
<NESS> sup
<blanco> how about you greet me like a white man?
<NESS> sorry
<NESS> HEIL DEUTCHLAND
(lucky I put this next one in)
<rizerz> A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
<rizerz> can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
<rizerz> looking for work in six weeks.'
<rizerz> A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
<rizerz> person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
<rizerz> A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
<rizerz> can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
<rizerz> them both looking for work in two weeks.'
<rizerz> A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We
<rizerz> took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House, and
<rizerz> now half the country is looking for work.
<w3nis> people with down syndrome are all "Hey check us out we have an extra chromosome, weeee, wipe our ass"
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's, All welcome. Place for 500"
<Minko> grrrr
<Minko> You can all come, but I'm not gonna be there
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's <Minko> You can all come"
<Minko> Stop it guys, I'm busy this weekend
<Minko> I've got big things planned
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's <Minko> You can all come <Minko> I've got big things planned"
<Minko> Aaargh
<Measure> haha reading about this japanese video
<Measure> girl has to survive on a few eggs and semen for a week.
<Measure> can't eat anything else
<Ravenlily> ew
<Ravenlily> i hate eggs
<patches> I like pussy better than drugs
<patches> I've never heard of an OD off pussy
<octane--> its called A CHILD
<Jim`> Casey loves me, tel.
<Jim`> We're best friends.
<SarahS> Jim is afraid of Casey though.
<Jim`> I WAS because he's SHARP and LOUD, but I'm fine now.
<telarium> Do you help him **********?
<Jim`> I played with him and stuff.
<Psitron> ...
<Jim`> Er...
<acdcfanbill> ~_^
<Jim`> Bad timing.
<@jeric> If i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be masturbation, or incest?
<Hybridfusion> i found out last week that if you see a big black man who works for BFI (garbage truck / pickup company)
<Hybridfusion> dont ask him if BFI stands for "big ****ing idiot"
<Volte> did he say "why as a matter of fact it does and id appreciate if you didnt call attention to it thanks"
<Hybridfusion> he threw a metal pipe at me and i ran like a mother****er
deusnoctum> I love online pharmacy spam that offer "discrete shipping." Does that mean they ship every pill individually?
These arnt as funny, but hey, it's more.
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________
Here are some better I saw on the top 200.
<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some ****ED UP SHIT
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ****ing KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the ****in rabbit WENT INTO A ****IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ****IN MONEY.
<Galactic> ****in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ****in mug the poor stupid ***** rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> ****in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> **** NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ****in *****es
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them *****es and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the **** was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ****in grapefruit... who the **** eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> *****, you make my ****ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the ****ing money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> ****ING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your ***** ass has got to have a "Blow the ****ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those *****es.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, *****!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."
<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
<AnIonU> bbozie: if you washed your **** you would realize that it was only dirt...no ****
<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me on
<Mousey> does he have to look desperate
<Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick .. been there .. done that .. and no offence to her coz shes a great person .. but .. id rather not again
<OutLore> hehe
<OutLore> agreed
<bytraper> hahahaha
<bytraper> like rocking a car on the edge of a cliff
<OutLore> 3 votes, the motion is hereby passed
<Ryan> my mom was killed by mobile phones
<mal> she has only herself to blame
<Ryan> no really, she was using it in a storm
<mal> and?
<Ryan> lightening
<mal> then what?
<Ryan> mobile phone truck ran her over
<avalon> can I touch you now?
<Nala> I still don't know you
-!- avalon is now known as dad
<dad> how about now?
<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage never shows 0.0%.
corner (19:08:21): how tall is a standard guillotine?
Andrick (19:08:33): This still concerns you?
corner (19:08:39): yeah, I really want to build one
corner (19:08:47): I have short ceilings
corner (19:08:51): I wanna make sure I can keep it in my apt
Andrick (19:09:00): I have to admit that I never have committed that number to memory.
Andrick (19:09:06): But I can tell you they are *tall*.
corner (19:09:15): maybe I can make a kid's version?
Andrick (19:09:30): That is probably a wonderfully poor choice of words.
<Bank6000> What is the best way to approach a person who you are attracted to at a book store, library, animal shelter or football game shown on TV at a bar?
<CrustyNutz> You can do it put your ass into it!
<TheBrat> uummm personally just don't say some cheesy pick up line..
<xTrinity Luvx> yeah just be yourself
<speedracer> Kick her in the shin.
<speedracer> She'll remember you next time.
<Evil_Couch> zap her with a ****ing tazer and then drag her back to your place
<Evil_Couch> by the time she wakes up, she'll be chained to your bed and she'll HAVE to love you or you'll cut her food ration in half.
(Regarding a Diablo II game and password)
SchroeDotOrg: naked/asusual
J Jorenko: *joins you*
<dorkmo> Hey what do you do when a cop asks you too walk on the line?
<Technofrek> uh,.... ask which one?
<+DoomSooth> I went to Providence Middle School in Virginia.
<+DoomSooth> The cheerleaders had PMS in big letters on their uniforms.
[brianh] smaller boobs are cool
(Akira1) hmm
[brianh] like the kind that 8 year old girls have
[brianh] 18
[brianh] I ****ing meant 18
(Akira1) hahaha
<NESS> sup
<blanco> how about you greet me like a white man?
<NESS> sorry
<NESS> HEIL DEUTCHLAND
(lucky I put this next one in)
<rizerz> A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
<rizerz> can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
<rizerz> looking for work in six weeks.'
<rizerz> A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
<rizerz> person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
<rizerz> A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
<rizerz> can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
<rizerz> them both looking for work in two weeks.'
<rizerz> A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We
<rizerz> took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House, and
<rizerz> now half the country is looking for work.
<w3nis> people with down syndrome are all "Hey check us out we have an extra chromosome, weeee, wipe our ass"
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's, All welcome. Place for 500"
<Minko> grrrr
<Minko> You can all come, but I'm not gonna be there
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's <Minko> You can all come"
<Minko> Stop it guys, I'm busy this weekend
<Minko> I've got big things planned
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's <Minko> You can all come <Minko> I've got big things planned"
<Minko> Aaargh
<Measure> haha reading about this japanese video
<Measure> girl has to survive on a few eggs and semen for a week.
<Measure> can't eat anything else
<Ravenlily> ew
<Ravenlily> i hate eggs
<patches> I like pussy better than drugs
<patches> I've never heard of an OD off pussy
<octane--> its called A CHILD
<Jim`> Casey loves me, tel.
<Jim`> We're best friends.
<SarahS> Jim is afraid of Casey though.
<Jim`> I WAS because he's SHARP and LOUD, but I'm fine now.
<telarium> Do you help him **********?
<Jim`> I played with him and stuff.
<Psitron> ...
<Jim`> Er...
<acdcfanbill> ~_^
<Jim`> Bad timing.
<@jeric> If i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be masturbation, or incest?
<Hybridfusion> i found out last week that if you see a big black man who works for BFI (garbage truck / pickup company)
<Hybridfusion> dont ask him if BFI stands for "big ****ing idiot"
<Volte> did he say "why as a matter of fact it does and id appreciate if you didnt call attention to it thanks"
<Hybridfusion> he threw a metal pipe at me and i ran like a mother****er
deusnoctum> I love online pharmacy spam that offer "discrete shipping." Does that mean they ship every pill individually?
These arnt as funny, but hey, it's more.
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________
Here are some better I saw on the top 200.
<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some ****ED UP SHIT
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ****ing KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the ****in rabbit WENT INTO A ****IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ****IN MONEY.
<Galactic> ****in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ****in mug the poor stupid ***** rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> ****in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> **** NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ****in *****es
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them *****es and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the **** was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ****in grapefruit... who the **** eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> *****, you make my ****ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the ****ing money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> ****ING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your ***** ass has got to have a "Blow the ****ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those *****es.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, *****!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."
<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
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