04-28-2009, 12:40 AM
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 m.....p.h., enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left...
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even
more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind
him, lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.. Suddenly he thought, "What
am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await
the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette,
looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've
never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 m.....p.h., enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left...
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even
more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind
him, lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.. Suddenly he thought, "What
am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await
the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette,
looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've
never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...