What are your worst injuries!?

[Aka Gambit]

I had my skull cracked open 3 times as a young child (yes I was dropped as a baby now the joke is out of the way.) Once was cause I fell down the stairs, once my sister tried to get me outside and body slammed my walker, and the third time, my dad was roller skating and holding me and he tripped and I flew out of his arms and hit the cement.