Shocker

[d2item_hacker]

Some bitc* lady was infront of my friend's house complaning about his brother racing his 280zx down the street he wasnt and we called up pizza dude and orderd a pizza the pizza dude and cops showed up at about the same time so when my friend answerd the door for the pizza dude i snuck arround the house to the pizza guys car and snuck a pizza on the way back i saw the pizza dude comming back to the car so i was like o sh** and tried to hide somewhere while runing my belt got caught on a stupid
tree limb and riped it off i kept running and i put the pizza down in a safe place and ran back to the front right in front of the cops my pants came off and i fell down!!iwas so emmbaresd i was so cofused i just left my pants there and ran inside.atleast we got another free pizza!