Journal

[Pamela]

I talked about funny conversations I had...or how my freaking Truck broke down and stranded me again...or about the time a spider fell off a light fixture I was sweeping under!~Standing directly beneath it this spiders drops right onto my shoulder...being the *brave * soul that I am...Im scream...LOUDLY...and go to brush it off..*it gets better*...using the hand that is clutching the broom(real genius here)...I proceed to hit the light fixture...which breaks a glass panel off....that gravity then sends directly to the top of my head!!Bounces off my head and shatters all over the floor!...As I stoop to clean this up...blood begins to pour down my face and all over the floor....just then the phone rings...as I rush to answer it...grabbing a paper towel on the way....I hear a knock at the door!!~Do I ignore all this ???HELL no...I go to the door holding the phone...with a paper towel stuck to my head!~

Just some of what I have journaled!It really happened btw