how to know if u played d2 to much

[skidude]

if u hit something diven and u stop and jump out and check to see what droped :devilish:


feel free to add more if u like

[DeOxY]

When you get married, you give your wife an soj for a ring. ^ ^

[ghostface]

when u feel like being funny you yell time to die
or
when ur feeling down you perform some battle cries to lift your spirits ( i know ppl that do this seriously )

[skidude]

haha thats right lol that 1 is kinda dumb hehe i like the soj 4 ring tho

(nc in the house):devilish:

[Xugon]

I really dont wanna give +1 skill to my wife ... do u realiza how much more talking is this ?

[Silver Ice]

when u get kicked out of the bank for trying to wirlwind to the front of the line

[skidude]

lmfao ww in a bank :laugh:

[sk8rmike07]

ok heres 80 reasons that you know you play to much Diablo

1) ... you drink a urine sample in the doctor's examination room hoping it would be a potion of rejuvenation from Pepin.
2) ... you paint a large, red pentagram in the center of your room.
3) ... you wear a Diamond Ring hoping to resist your mother's magic, "CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, OR ELSE!"
4) ... you wear a Ruby Ring and jump into a volcano knowing you'll resist most of the heat and fire.
5) ... you wear a Saphire Ring and attempt to perform a similar experiment to that of Benjamin Franklin.
6) ... you visit the San Andreas Fault in California and say, "I must be getting close...".
7) ... you are afraid to open a large chest in the attic fearing that an arrow will shoot out and strike you in the heart.
8) ... you ask the librarian if they have a Book of Fireball, a Book of Chain Lightning, a Book of Mana Shield, a Book of Stone Curse, and a Book of Teleport.
9) ... you ask the weapon store dealer if they carry a King's Sword of Haste.
10) ... you order the portabello mushroom appetizer from an Italian restaurant and say, "Now that's a BIG mushroom!"
11) ... you ask for 'Gillian' when you go to the bar.
12) ... you don't go to church claiming that "The sanctity of this place has been fouled."
13) ... you insult the weapon store owner saying he never sells anything good.
14) ... you ask the hotel manager if someone left a Harlequin's Crest in one of the suites.
15) ... you call up all the local bars in your town asking for a man named 'Farnham'.
16) ... you prefer your girlfriend to dress up as a Succubus or Snow Witch the next time you meet... hmm...
17) ... you fear going to the supermarket knowing that 'The Butcher' is there.
18) ... you attend a funeral and when they are about to bury the victim outside you say, "the smell of death surrounds me".
19) ... you sue the hospital saying that they are supposed to heal you free of charge.
20) ... you throw away your fiance's engagement ring saying that it was a worthless piece of junk compared to an Obsidian Ring of the Zodiac that gives +40% resist all and +20 to all attributes.
21) ... you prepare an English essay that compare and contrast between PKs and Cooperative players in Diablo.
22) ... you pass out from drinking tons and tons of beer and then when you awaken, you claim you are rejuvenated.
23) ... you ask the restaurant waitress 'Gillian' how her grandmother is feeling.
24) ... you call the police department reporting that someone has killed you, taken your ear, and robbed you of your money.
25) ... it takes a long time for you to refresh on a public drinking fountain.
26) ... you return all your school textbooks to every teacher claiming that you need 255 Magic to read them.
27) ... you give a load of black mushrooms to the pharmacy demanding all the Spectral Elixers you desire.
28) ... you and your 3 friends form a conspiracy against your church priest knowing that he will soon betray you.
29) ... you ask the optomotrist if they carry an Optic Amulet.
30) ... you accidentally shoot someone with an arrow in your archery class and then saying, "Ooops! Sorry! But I was on Player Friendly mode!"
31) ... you don't fear dying knowing that you can restart at home or wait patiently until someone retreives a Scroll of Resurrect and then using it on you.
32) ... you drop dead at the site of a large, deep tremor in your backyard.
33) ... you go to the supermarket confident that you can face the butcher.
34) ... you apply for a job as a security guard and ask, "Where are those PK scumbags today?"
35) ... you think you have casted 'Flash' when you accidentally shock someone from your static.
36) ... you fear going downstairs from your room knowing that your mother might PK you for making a mess.
37) ... you prefer your to-be-wife to wear a Veil of Steel during matrimony.
38) ... you are afraid to open a barrel in the basement because it may explode in your face.
39) ... you have made 10 level 1 characters from the start, get all of them to level 50, with all the unique items, all the best equipment, and without utilizing hacks, cheats, or dupes... Hehehe... Possible...
40) ... someone approaches your closet you yell, "Don't open that door! I have Infravision activated and I can see that alot of junk will fall on you!"
41) ... you look for the city of 'Tristram' in every map and atlas.
42) ... you search all the elementary schools for a little boy named 'Wirt'.
43) ... you name your slobbering dog 'Acid Spitter'.
44) ... you keep pressing the button on the drinking fountain and if someone asks you what you are doing you say, "It takes forever to reach maximum!".
45) ... you look for magic rocks so you can at least turn one of them in to your weapon store dealer to craft an Empyrean Band.
46) ... you declare that you cannot cut the grass because you require 255 Strength to equip the lawn mower.
47) ... you keep turning around and hitting the air with your fists and if someone wonders why you answer, "Hiddens are everywhere! But we can still drive them away even if they are invisible!".
48) ... you open a door and then suddenly close it and then open it again and if someone asks why you say, "So I can block the arrow, FireBolt, or Lightning trap! Duh!".
49) ... you call your father, ' the Elder'.
50) ... you see an old man by the fountain in your shopping mall and you go up to him saying, "Can you identify this for me? Here's 100 dollars.".
51) ... you put 'Diablo Player' as your occupation.
52) ... you shove a sharp piece of stone straight into your forehead.
53) ... you threaten your sister saying that she'll soon be sightless in the eye.
54) ... your father has told you to grill those hotdogs but then you say, "Dad! Everyone knows that 'Lava Maws' are immune to fire!"
55) ... you yell/scream and if someone goes to your distress you apologize saying, "Oh sorry, I'm not dead yet!"
56) ... you want to know the chemical properties of 'Mana' in your school's science facilities.
57) ... you insult a clumsy person saying, "Geez, you must have -255 Dexterity!"
58) ... you eat only chili peppers, jalepenos, and other spicy foods and if someone wonders why you snarl, "I'm going to be like 'Balrog'! Duh!"
59) ... you know that Charlie Brown (Peanuts cartoon character) has a crush on a Rogue.
60) ... someone taps you on the shoulder and you turn around, you don't see them anymore and say, "Blasted 'Phasing'! Always gets me everytime!"
71) ... you start everyday by saying, "Good day! How may I serve you?"
72) ... you are caught singing, humming, or whistling any of the Diablo music tunes in the shower or locker room at the gym.
73) ... you go to the pig-pen in the farm and say, "Ahhh! Fresh meat!"
74) ... you fill in 'Experienced in Diablo' in your resume.
75) ... you consume bottles of ketchup and if someone wonders why you snarl, "I need to restore my Health! Duh!"
76) ... your friends tell you to bring your 'Dreamflange' to play baseball.
77) ... you bring your Oujia Board to class and if your professor asks why you answer, "I want to contact 'Lachdanan'. Want to join me?"
78) ... you know that famous magicians on television use 'Telekinesis' to do their tricks.
79) ... you always buy a jar of honey or a bottle of mustard from the supermarket and if someone asks you why you say, "I've got to get this to Lachdanan!"
80) ... you look up your church directory making sure that a man named 'Lazarus' is not there.

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haha nice list there how the heck did u come up with 80 :laugh:

[Nubli]

Sorry to kill that long post, but this thread already exists.