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My Bar
*Pamela saunters in soaking wet with a Kitten following,and yells to BB*
Son! Get Mom a Budlight,please I am going to my room to change!
*Notices Kitten and adds* Get this damn cat some milk too hun!

*Pamela heads upstairs to change,getting the gigles,and thinks to herself<I am gonna get sloshed tonight>,and trips on Ductapeboy*
*Looking at him in an odd manner,she turns and continues to her room*
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
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*walks in the front door*
"god i havent been here in forever.wtf happened it actually looks like a bar"
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awwww. ~sighs and drinks milk~
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Beholder99 Wrote:*walks in the front door*
"god i havent been here in forever.wtf happened it actually looks like a bar"

kitten_klyd Wrote:awwww. ~sighs and drinks milk~

*Pamela laughs at Kitten and pets teh cat*
*Giving beholder a sidelong glance Pamela winks and says,in a musical voice*
We had a food fight,you missed the fun! I just got back from changing into clean clothes!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
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*Notices Pamela tripped over him and looks at her and in an apologetic voice says*
"Sorry, let me help you up."

*Looks over to the beer bot*
"Another Bud please."

*Walks over to the Juke Box and looks at the list of songs*
"Ahh here we go... Haven't heard this one in a while."
*Puts on Life Is A Highway by Tom Cochrane and moves back to his seat at the bar and drinks his Budweiser*
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*hears beholders voice jumps out the window and heads back to then entrance where a do a flying double kick to the back of beholder*
where the **** have you been!?! and WHY arn't you in your plastic bag!!!
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*hands pamela a beer*
"wussup beholder, you probably dont know me, but im pamela's kid..."
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yea about that baggie....its well, been used....alot... i was hopeing for a new one.... and nice stunts there but you still managed to lose your pants i see.. and not to be rude pam, but you change your cloths so often, why dont you just go nude?
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Beholder99 Wrote:yea about that baggie....its well, been used....alot... i was hopeing for a new one.... and nice stunts there but you still managed to lose your pants i see.. and not to be rude pam, but you change your cloths so often, why dont you just go nude?

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over my dead body!
(this brings back memories, like pamela and everyone wanting to see her boobs)
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well bluebleeder that can certainly be arranged, how would you like to go, cause im think the burnination+the baggy is an aweful way to spend a certain portion of ones life
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"after you"
*spits at beholders, but misses terrirble*
*turns red*
"uh... how about we start this conversation again?"
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"pam nude awesome... i mean convienance.........for her being less stressed??? and learn to spit my friend"
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"i guess she can get nude"
*yells up the steps*
"Mom its time to get naked!"
"But you only!"
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"do you need to yell shes practically standing right next to you"
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"damn it, i thought she was still up stairs getting dressed"
(i missed that post)
*see's my mom for the first time since i hander her the beer*
"oh hey, well you heard me..."
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* Walks in to find 2 immature people *
"Walks right past everyone with Divine-ness as they all stare at me"
Ooohs, ohs, and whoas spread through the crowd. " Its the Divine one they all start whispering "
* Sits down and gazes randomly as everyone is s.urpised. *
. . . at ease, i puff trees till i look chinese
. . . and immigration says can we see
. . . your green card, please.....?
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feeling usurped.
*walks over to divine*
*grabs a beer*
*poors it down your pants*
"dont be so pretentious you think your the next almighty thing"
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* Gets up *
" Don't be hating on me just because you have to shrink something that you don't have "
. . . at ease, i puff trees till i look chinese
. . . and immigration says can we see
. . . your green card, please.....?
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*gets up and walks to the Juke Box and puts on a ZZ Top song, then walks back to his bar seat*
"Tender another Budweiser."
*Looks over and gives the Divine he heard other people whispering about and another person getting jealous. With a slight nod, greets him, looks back at the bartender*
"Bartender I'll buy his drink*
*Looks at Divine*
"You up for a game of pool?"
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"dont have eh?"
*shrugs and walks off*
"the only divine person around her left ages ago"
"your an immatation"
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