My Bar

[deathknight 55]

wipes face says mabey later to jzxls offer*goes to pee

[godofkickflips]

*walks in bar with skateboard, looks around, sees dead Everlast, walks out to skate the parking lot*

[Aemaeth]

"AGGH! a sKATER! KILL IT" *jumps on the skater with big bondage stylee boots*

[jedimaster86]

*looks out window and watches as some dude is jumping a skater and smahing his boots into the sk8r's skull* *"i'll be right there" (hell no i'm not doing the work of getting up, walking over to door, walking over to the scene and stampeding some1)* *turns on laptop and starts playing D2*

[Aemaeth]

"you fool. you couldnt stampede moi" *pulls out Bastard sword and decides he likes chopping up jedi to make his tea out of the silly little fools*

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*drinks tea*

[Aemaeth]

"Bahahahahahahahahaha!"
"You SuxXor Joe!"

Off topic, but
This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. * Now go back and read the THIRD word in each sentence from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.

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rofl
thats good

[CheshireCat]

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. * Now go back and read the THIRD word in each sentence from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.

My ears are burning


*Kidnaps Marilyn Manson*
*Brings him to the bar*
*Holds him in front of Abiosis*
*Beheads him with a spoon* (YES, I meant spoon)
"Bwahahaha!"

[Aemaeth]

*Forgets killings idols because its lame. and downright kills chesire cat on the spot for no apparent reason. then resurects manson with the necro that walked ina while back. Necro sits there talking about dead things with manson whilst drinking copious amounts of absinthe as usual. *

[CheshireCat]

Heh, it's still hard to believe that dork from Wonder Years is Manson

[Nubli]

*Flies through the door with quintuple barrel - dual machine guns, one for each arm and blasts the place to bits*
"Your all dead, mauahahahhahahah!"
*gets a bottle of whisky...*

[Karant]

*Kicks the hobo.................. again
Before Nubli leaves with the bottle of whisky, I throw a shooter glass at his head, as he falls to the ground, unaware that he's lying in a big pile of my squirrels fecies, gives it a peanut

[Aemaeth]

Heh, it's still hard to believe that dork from Wonder Years is Manson

Thats because it isnt him. thats a rumor.
He also doesnt have any ribs removed before anyone says.

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*enters bar*

[JZXL]

nubli, if you want free drinks, illl give you free drinks for life *drinks a bottle of budweiser* ok?

offtopic -
abiosis, those lyrics in your sig from loser by beck by any chance?

[deathknight 55]

walks in bar again orders a deathshot asks if any 1 wants to join him

[godofkickflips]

*unsticks head from ground, feels boot print on face, shrugs and begins building halfpipe in parking lot.*

[jedimaster86]

*makes an enigma on ladder while playing D2 on laptop and asks bartender if jedi could get free drinks if he gives him the item* *looks out window and sees sk8tr building a halfpipe; walks out and offers to help*

[deathknight 55]

decides the bar is getting very old see that hes been there 4 at least a week