My Bar

[TroGdoR]

*Burps up a cloud of smoke and Master catches fire*

[endromada]

*throws a fire extinguisher at Master*

[TroGdoR]

*extinguisher hits Masters head and blows up next to endromada*

[.hack//virus]

*looks behind him to see the carnege and pretends to care*
*then fixes his eyes on pam, missing the pool shot and scraping the pool stick across the table*
*decides to stop playing pool and gos over to pam*
"so pamala how have you been?"
*asks pam "did it hurt... u know... when u fell from heven."

[Pamela]

*Laughs in a giggling manner..and turns to face Hack*

Heaven???

*Blushes slightly and grins*

I am well kind sir...and how are you?

*Brings you a fresh drink and smiles*

[.hack//virus]

*takes off his master chief helmit*
*looks pamala square in the eyes, for a moment witch feels like eternity*
"me... o i think i was having the worst day of my life(serously today bows)but now that ur here i know life will continue"
*stands up almost falling over, while never taking his eyes off pamala*
"I... I..."
*stops wat he is saying and looks at his blinking helmit light*
"It looks like duty calls... I will see u again."
*puts the helmit back on and runs off to his warthog, peels out off into the sunset*

[BlindMansTicket]

*Sits down and ponders how the hell he came about all of these douches.*

[Fykins]

lol this thread is geting realy big

[TroGdoR]

*Turns to Pam*"You're invited to the Pants Party"

[Mr. Fabulous]

*Still holding the gun from Master*
*Walk's in still holding the gun*
Thanks Master *throws a wet towel at him*

*Shoots a hole in between Trog's eye's*
*Shoots Spoon*
*Shoots every one else, except the girls*

[TroGdoR]

*Bullet sinks into dragons head. It takes about 20 bullets to kill a bear. How many do you think it takes to kill a freaking dragon?!?!?! Snaps gun in half, swats Anubis through a wall, and continues to pursue Pam*

[Mr. Fabulous]

*Pulls a machine gun out of his *$$ and shoots the hell out of Trog, starts collecting the blood and drinking it*. Mmm good mastershake taste like Dolphin. By the way you kill a dragon by shootin it in the head or the eye's.

[SpoonMan999]

*Drinks some rum and is healed*

[TroGdoR]

*Once again b$tch slaps Anubis in front of his entire third grade class. Anubis runs out of bar crying. Awaits answer*

[Demonic_13]

*pick pockets xxdark_mindxx

[.hack//virus]

*walks in as anubis is running out*
*stops anubis in his tracks*
"How dare you shoot a gun in front of a ladie!"(while looking at the beutifull angle that gos by the name of Pamela)
*pulls out the classic halo rocket-launcher and reloads*
*then proceeds to pistle whip the hell out of anubis with the over sized rocket-launcher*
*turns to trogdor*
*turns to pam*
"pam come with me and we can escape this place."
*extends his hand out to pam*
"come with me and we can be truely free." http://www.d2sector.net/forums/showthrea...post117685

[Beholder99]

finally being able to replay*

*pistol wips trog in the back of the head knocking him out*
walks over to .hack and asks fto borrow his warthog*
takes warthog and (unconsiuos) trog 4 towns over and dumpins him into a lead box*
*takes metal box and throws it into a river*
*gets back into warthog and speeds back to bar stopping on the way to get a bit to drink&eat*
*gets back to bar and flips .hack his keys*
"trogdon will be gone for awhile" :devilish:
*goes back and finish his pool*

[.hack//virus]

*still standing here with arm extended waiting for pam's reply*

[Fykins]

*Bullet sinks into dragons head. It takes about 20 bullets to kill a bear. How many do you think it takes to kill a freaking dragon?!?!?! Snaps gun in half, swats Anubis through a wall, and continues to pursue Pam*

lol u can kill a bear 1 hit if u dont hit him in the leg or somthing unless ur useing a 22 or lower caliber wepon still funny tho

[endromada]

*has bulletproof skin*
ummmm yeah when i was shot like 19 hours ago ago it didn't do anything... i was experamenting with nanobots and their effect on the human body, and it kinda made me nigh-invincable... so yeah FEAR ME! and my ability to hide in the toilets of doom :toilet:
srry... i forgot to thake my non Nano enhanced medicine today...