My Bar

[Pamela]

Stand ...IN ME??? 0.o

[endromada]

hes a ghost... apparently...

[Pamela]

LOL...good answer!*grins*

[Zakel]

*Looks at his belly*
"Did i eat something i wasnt pose to?"
*Uses his demonic energy to sence the ghost's ties to the baggy for ashes i ate*
"oh.. i see"
"Well its a good thing that bag is indestruable.. itll come out in about a week but i doubt anyone will wanna get it so your kinda screwed"
weatdrop

[Beholder99]

*shrugs and continues to stand in pam*
*gets bored and walks over to take a nap*

[Zakel]

"ghosts can sleep??"

[Mr. Fabulous]

Beholder you're not even a ghost you were burninated as a corporeal AND non-corpareal lol.


* Start's getting drunk because it's the best thing he can think to do*

[Beholder99]

actually i was burned when i was corpreal (sry bad spelling) then put into a plastic baggy which was eaten and now im stuck

[Zakel]

"Maybe is can make your ride a little bit easier Beholder..."
"Hey Bartender give me keg..."
*After he gets keg and pays he pours himself a glass and puts laxitives in his glass*
*Looks down at his belly*
"This gonna be a fun ride for ya beholder.. real fun"
*3 hours later*
:toilet:
:e:

*Huge Explosion*
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:wacky: "
"I wont flush so someone can get ya out.. but the state might call this place a Biohazard Area so some better get ya fast"
*Walks out and shares teh rest of his keg with everyone else"

[Mr. Fabulous]

*Walk's into the bathroom and flushe's the toilet* Your journey has just begun Beholder.

[Beholder99]

*falls to the floor crying and thanking god that he cant smell since his death*
*yet i cry because my ashs have been desacrated*

[Grave]

i demand a drink damn it.... all ladies my treat

[[Ghost]]

*slaps grave for trying to impress the ladys here*

[Zakel]

"hey i already offered every whats left of my keg.. so =P"
*calls sewage saying theres somethign that shouldnt be in the sewage but better stay back or they will die*
"who wants LAXITIVES!!!!! note: has extreme effect upon undead do not use if you suffer from kidney or liver problems or have a irratic rectum"

[Mr. Fabulous]

Good thing you put that disclaimer there I almost took it.


It's impossible to get in good with any one in this thread, they'll just eat you after a few posts. heh

[Zakel]

"yea.. when they make things the dont take the undead into account no more..."

[Beholder99]

*then the bar opens and a post man comes in with a package*
*he sets the package on the table and unraps it*
*he pulls out a container holding beholders ashs*
he says "next time dont flush this it made a huge clog blocking sewers for the next 5 miles"

[Zakel]

*looks at jar to see the contents and sees that it still filty...*
"take that to a Nuclear Power Plant to be buried with the rest of teh nuclear waste that those powerplants make"
*Wraps jar in tape and puts in in a box gives the box iformation of sender/reciver*
*Gives the Box to teh postman and gives him 100$*
"make sure thats buried forever.."

[Beholder99]

*cops bust in and aresst the nuclear offical and demon for illegal posession of crack*
*jar is ignored and left on the table*

[Zakel]

um there was no nuclear offical it was the postman so the jar is off the the nuclear power plant so by
*COmes back after he explains that it was all a misunderstanding and wishes beholder to never come back*