My Bar

[iXtreme]

*enters bar* - fires gunshot - alrite people im from the FBI, im here to look for someone....a girl named pam. pamela to be exact. shes due for her inspection




(fro froobs who are idiots FBI - female body inspection)

[Po_boy]

*Po suddenly jumps through the door and says "iXtreme said the stupidest thing ever" then slowly walks out of the bar*

[JZXL]

*walks into the bar* "howdy all" *goes to a table and gets out his laptop* "hey. will someone pour me a dr. pepper mixed with 7up and bacardi breezer?" *switches on the laptop and starts playing Diablo 2* "DAMN IT! WHY WON'T BAAL DIE??" *realises hes revealed how crap he is and quits d2 to play Megaman X4*

[Allisurd]

*Laughts at JZXL cos he just had the girliest drink in the world*

[CheshireCat]

Well he IS a little young, maybe he's not up to drinking a real drink yet.

[JZXL]

*gets out of his seat with a chainsaw and goes over to allisurd* "better be careful about what you say" *waves the chainsaw around in a menacing manner*

[Po_boy]

*walks back into the bar to see Allisurd get cut into many pieces*

[JZXL]

*walks back into the bar to see Allisurd get cut into many pieces*

Hey, i didn't say i was definetly slicing her up with a chainsaw, its called threatening her

*slaps po_boy with a large trout*

[Allisurd]

He was just waiving it around with intent... *disarms JZXL* *checks her makeup* *breaks JZXL's neck*

[JZXL]

ouch, that hurt *lies on the floor writhing in pain* "can someone get an ambulance please??"

[Steel]

The young kngiht walks in taking in his surroundings. His eyes mvoe to the patrons before him as he makes his way towards an empty barstool. His hand never straying too far from the hilt of his sword he looks towards the bar maid.

"Ill have a coopers pale ale thanks mate"

[JZXL]

says "mate, can you help me out please" *screams in pain* "get an ambulance for cryin out loud!" *hears allisurd's voice in the distance*

[Steel]

He looks to the floor where the man lies with a chainsaw next to him, his eyes move to the chainsaw having never seen one before. He then address the man.

"Sorry i am not a healer"

"What is an ambulance?"

[Burner03]

sits. :]

[Po_boy]

*picks up Burner and throws him out the door* "Wait until your 21 buddy"

[CheshireCat]

lol *Looks at JZXL and decides to kick him a few times since he's paralyzed from the neck down*
*Orders a shot of 151 and a scotch*

[JZXL]

"hey, thats nasty!" *telapathically contacts po_boy to get an ambulance*

[CheshireCat]

*sees JZXL concentrating and quickly realizes JZXL is attempting to use telepathy*
*quickly runs over and wraps aluminum foil over JZXL's head to prevent telepathy*

[JZXL]

*screams loudly in pain to make sure cheshires ears burst*

[CheshireCat]

*cringes in pain as his eardrums start to vibrate*
*quickly stabs JZXL 143 times to stop the noise*