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>A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password? something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in P...E...N...I...S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***:laugh:
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lmfao thats a good one!!!
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LOL Thanks guys! ~blush~ I just pass on stuff I get in E-Mails...I swear to God...my Mom has nothing better to do than send me Jokes! I just share the gigles with you guys!
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Lol.. heard it b4 but still good
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Lol Nice One Man Made Me Laugh So Hard!
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heard it a few weeks back..
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LOL Me too! I get the same ones over....and over....~sighs~
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lol lets make a thread "Pamela's Joke Of The Day" we can get that thread lasting a long time
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I agree with SCF, wow I laughed so hard.
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LOL Ok I will make the thread I had about 70 E-Mail when I signed on today...Mom is bored apperantly!
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its her mom .. lol that is a funny one ^_^ not long enough ... *cough* *cough*
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LMAO...it is my MOTHER!....and my Niece!
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LOL! NICE! I GET IT HIS ***** IS NOT LONG ENUF LOLs!
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OMG you guys have no Idea some of the naughty jokes my Mom sends me !^^ I really should tell you the *Alien joke*
@ Aliens land in the barren desert of the southwest U.S. and it happens to be a long abandoned old beat up gas station.One of them starts forward and sees what he thinks to be a contact a strange looking thing with numbers on it and some kind of device on the side((a gas pump)).Declaring in a firm voice he demands*Take me to your leader!*The other alien tugs at him whispering..."no let's get out of here"Ignoring him the first one announces more boldy"Take me to your leader!"
The second Alien ,now frantic pulls the first towards the space craft and yells "let's go!"
The first one says exasperatedly..."What is wrong with you? He was so scared he didn't even move!"
The second Alien replies...."Man I am NOT about to mess with ANYTHING that can wrap his D.I.C.K.
around his legs twice and still stick it in his ear!"
LOL God bless Mom!
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