chinese proverbs

[erizoe]

CHINESE PROVERBS


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Virginity like bubble, one poke, all gone.


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Man who run in front of car get t y red.


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Man who run behind car get exhausted.


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Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.


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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife
upright organ.


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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
going to Bangkok.


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Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.





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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best
thing on earth.


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War does not determine who is right, war determine
who is left.


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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat
house.


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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
night.


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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to
fill it.


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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.


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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.


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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in
basement.


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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.


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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.



-stolen from some website

[Fuggle]

Most were pretty lame however i like the man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails because i bite my fingernails lol.

[nujabes]

those prolly arent real chinese proverbs

[Silver Ice]

some were pretty funny even though ive heard them before

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lol whiteniggr, thanks for the insight, or perhaps THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

[Doom]

Lol some of those are prety funny lol

[nujabes]

lol whiteniggr, thanks for the insight, or perhaps THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

lol np

but why do they hav to be CHINESE proverbs...jw

[PantallicA]

Haha pretty funny. Haven't read those before.

[Stifle_this]

because in the old confuscian proverbs, this was how they were phrased when translated into english

[DeStRuCtIoN]

hah funny as

woot just realized 1k posts!!!!

[nujabes]

because in the old confuscian proverbs, this was how they were phrased when translated into english

lol i see

[A|fzZz]

Even im chinese....i dun understand anything lol...