Ruin A Wish

[nujabes]

ur a cartoon character in blues clues and ur trapped forever

i wish i never had math hw

[Clover Gz]

i became hired as your new teacher, and i give you 3 hours of homework every night...not to educate you...just to **** you off.


i wish i was on the scrabble tournament on tv ((lol this isnt serious but i saw it one day...people really take that serious!))

[matthacker]

u get on a scrabble tournet on tv and the ur chagger pulls ur pants down and its live tv


i wish i had a new sig

[nujabes]

u do get a new sig but the maker makes it all gay

i wish it was later at night rite now

[Hamel]

It is later at night, but in 5 min a nuke goes off and you die.


I wish i had a wrapper.

[Clover Gz]

i give you one, but you shove it down your throat and suffocate yourself.


i wish i was better with photoshop

[Foog]

i chop off all four of your fingers so you cant use a computer.

i wish .. nothing bad happened if i had sex.

[Clover Gz]

your wish comes true...

but you never get any




i wish UK was #1 ((basketball))

[Obfuscate]

UK is #1!!! (UK fan btw)

I wish I could go *boom* randomly.

[Clover Gz]

yo go *boom* ... your head explodes (((HE.L.L. yeah! go UK lol!)))


i wish that i could watch Napoleon Dynamite

[Corona_Time]

I make you watch the same episode for 1 month straigh 24-7 strapped to a chair with movement only of the mouth for the porkin-beans diet that I have given you. As you attempt to sleep you eyes are held open due to the fact that I stapled your eyelids open.

I wish I could retire

[Foog]

you get fired from your job and so you can't have enough money to retire.

i wish there was no such thing as biology.

[Clover Gz]

i become a scientist, and create 10 new required bio feilds in order for you to graduate.



i wish homework and tests were illegal

[Foog]

they are illegal but your teachers make u do em anyways, and you go to jail.

i wish i was steven jobs.

[Clover Gz]

...i got nothin lol


i wish i knew who steven jobs was ...(sry i mite b stupid idk..but im only 14 cut me sum slack)

[Foog]

you realize that steven jobs invented APPLE COMPUTERS, but by that time, i've hired john travolta to come and kill you. (just watched pulp fiction, great flick).

i wish i had friends.

[Hamel]

You get friends and they all die


I wish i had 6 migets in my bedroom (haha i dont know)

[Clover Gz]

u get 6 midgets in your room...they all gang rape you and you die


i wish i was batman

[Hamel]

You become batman but while your watching tv you get hit with a boulder and die XD


I wish i owned a piece of grass

[Clover Gz]

you get a piece of grass...but you smoke it and its gone


i wish a boob was in my hand (( haha ))