Ruin A Wish

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

uhm... I'm just ganna say seed = send which then...

I issue an order from best buy to send it to your mail-box You get your gratefull dead behond description box set only that its in CASSETE TAPES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAaaAaaa~

I wish I was very high on life.

[erizoe]

NOOO NOT CASSETTE TAPES!. I can;t use that on my comp. =(

You overdose on life. =p

I wish I had Peter Poppoff Mirical Spring Water.

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

You recieve your "peter poppoff Mirical Spring Water" for free thanks to a Best-buy's free gift handout... after watching t.v. you start getting dizzy and you go to your refridgerator to find your "peter poppoff Mirical Spring Water" which then you start drinking. You feel fine after drinking it but after a week you begin to slowly decompose with pain and acid comming through your eyes... AHHAAAAHHAHAha and the worse pain is comming from your "fun parts"

I wish wakka from final fantasy 10 would stop saying "im going to do this, ya".."I am ganna **** lulu tonight, ya".. as *ya" is after everything he says. EVERYTHING. even just sneezing....

[DaCougarMech]

instead of "ya" now he says "yah"

i wish i had a tatoo on my members that says" shorty's fish and chips...open mondays through fridays...hours are 7 to 10...deliverys available...call for information...ask for fred"

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

she comes back to life only as a zombie before your very eyes and try's to kill you. you stumble and end up dead like her...

damn man what part of no zombie/hell senarios dont u understand man damn that ig'nit

ur mom finds out and scrubs u down with metal somthin u know that brush with like the wire brissel that u use ne way and scrubs u till it comes off (either the tattoo or ur members)

i wish i had shoes that fit (13 mens wide width)

[Cerem]

You go buy clown shoes.

I wish I could solve all the world's problems with duct tape.

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

u find a way to do so but Satan burns all the duct tape in the solor system and erases all memory of it

i wish being embarassed didnt exist

[Cerem]

You wet your pants and are instead proud!

I wish I didn't cry after touching myself at night.

[ken2520]

U didnt for once and found it ur mom was touching u

i wish rakion(that new game made by GB ppl) didnt have a 7 day delay to delete a character T.T

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

dude thats antarctic (it other words like cold + owned = antarctic)

it doesnt but instead of that u cant delete chars at all

i wish i could work for hp

[Nightbreed]

Favorites:

Cerem - You wet your pants and are instead proud!

I wish I didn't cry after touching myself at night.

DaCougarMech (He is the ****ING MAN):

you get bear bites instead and lose all your blood cause it's a friggin bear

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You work for HP and ruin the company and the owner kills you

I wish i didnt have to move to amerika at the end of the month.

[nujabes]

what are you saying? ill just start a new wish

i wish nightbreed made sense in his posts

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

he is making as much sense as red_Brilliance. lol, 3 posts before this someone said he wanted to work for hp therefore nightbreeed said "You work for HP and ruin the company and the owner kills you.."

meh..
Nightbreed starts making sense for once but only when he is drunk.

I wish for somthing nice. -_-"

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

u get something nice but i cuss u out cause u say i dont make sense

i wish dark would prove how i dont make sense

[Cerem]

Dark says
"You can't spell the word you."

I wish I could personally slit the throat of everyone who says u r teh 1 4 me!

[DaCougarMech]

you do and ruin the only chance you will ever have for TRUE LOVE!!!

i wish i had a million yo momma jokes and the time to tell them

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

Everyone goes deaf and you (proof that I can spell you biotch) can't have the satisfaction of knowing they heard you insult them.

I wish commercials didn't exist

[fleaflickerx]

you get comercial free programming but then the the shows blow

i wish i knew why red is so impatient

[ken2520]

i finally knew then killed urself rite after becaz of the results

i wish xiao xiao 5 didnt suck

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

u find out the xiao xiao sucks cause uve been fighting lu bu with fans

i wish i had dw5