The I.R.S !!!

[Pamela]

Subject: I.R.S. ,, or,"WHAT GOES AROUND, ,,COMES AROUND " !!


The IRS sent their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor was doing all the

checks and then turned to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a

lot

of candles." "Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when

we have enough,

we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send

us a free box of

candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual

question actually had a

practical answer.

So he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious way. "Rabbi, what about all

these matzo purchases?

What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "We actually collect up all the

crumbs from the matzo and

when we have enough,

we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then,

they send us a free box

of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from

the circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is

save up all the foreskins ,,,

and when we have enough we actually send them to the I.R.S." !!

" the I.R.S. ?? ",, questioned the auditor in disbelief !!
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, " I.R.S. ,,, and about once a year,

they send us a little ***** like you" !!!




Waste not ,& want not !!!



I just thought I would share the giggles!

[rynsloth7]

lol nice

[nujabes]

lol damn the irs

[D4rkSl4y3r]

that was good i liked that one......LMAO

[BoJaNgLes]

Thats funny and i didnt even read it

[X Y Z]

Lmao. Imagine getting that in the mail?

[Pamela]

EWWW God that gave me a ~visual~...*shudders slightly at that thought*

[D4rkSl4y3r]

LOL that would be scary to get a box of forskins in the mail....*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[Nubli]

Nice one Pamela

[Fykins]

omg i cant stop laughing

[Hamel]

Thats was pretty funny lol

[JnRossi]

Ahaha, nice nice...I like that one.

[DeStRuCtIoN]

LOL hahahahaha

[Silver Ice]

lol good one.

[Warslut]

Good one again Pam, looking forward to more

[Skippy]

Haha not to many jokes make me laugh when reading them but that one did, nice one pam.

[Tichondrius_87]

anyone seen meet the fockers? well if you haven't, don't read any further, unless you'd like to know 'bout a little of the movie.




whilst going through greg/gaylord (Ben Stiller)'s old photo album, they find a picture of him after he was circumcised... but he's wrapped up in a blanket, so don't worry 'bout it. anyways, his parents saved the foreskin in the album, and greg tries to grab the album, struggles with his mom over it for a bit, then yanks, and it flies up and lands in the fondue pot (ruining dinner)

it was really funny.

[Pamela]

OMFG!!....I didnt see the movie...but I could imagine Ben Stiller doing that kind of Physical comedy~.0

Like the movie *Theres Something about Mary*...when he...erm...well if you saw the movie...you KNOW what he did!

~groans~..I just realised...its Tax time and I still need to DO mine>.<

[Tichondrius_87]

Is that hair gel? Oh, good! I need some!

that kind of projectileness is not good. You'll bust a rubber or something.


Quick fact: ***** leaves the ***** at more than 11 miles per hour