Prostitution on Ebay?

[Obfuscate]

Okay on my way in to work today I heard on the radio about this "personal alarm clock" service that is being sold on Ebay. Well I went and checked it out and I dont know about you but this sure "sounds" like prostitution.


Link: Personal Alarm Clock

[Mr. Fabulous]

Uh, yeah that would seem like prostitution to me, I'm surprised ebay hasn't removed stuff like that.

[TyKe]

hahahahah,omfg, who would pay 100k to have someone wake them for a minimum of 3 days.

[Obfuscate]

Oh no thats not ALL she does! I believe it states that she will do ANYTHING and be ANYTHING you want her to be for the alotted time you pay for her...."services".

Pretty much everything on there boils down to this:

"Hi I'm an over priced whore. If you would like me to be your whore for 10 days just pay me $100,000 and I'm all yours."

Thats pretty much what it comes down to. For $100,000 you get a personal sex slave and alarm clock.

[Dynafrom]

Aww its broken

[Obfuscate]

Darn it! The auction was closed by Ebay. Bastards!