Joking contest, with rules!

[Tichondrius_87]

Ok, being that all the other joke threads turn to crap, i'm establishing some rules in this one.
Rule 1: You must write legibly and understandably. Perfect grammar isn't required, but you need some punctuation and capitals and stuff.
Rule 2: You may not spam this thread. You MUST tell a joke on each post. Any congratulationing will have to be added at the beginning/end of your joke.
Rule 3: Breaking any of these rules will cause forfeiture of your entry in the contest.
Rule 4: 100 points to whoever makes me laugh out loud.

This contest will end this Saturday, March 5, at noon, pacific time.

good luck, and good posting!

[PantallicA]

Do you REALLY think we need another joke thread?

[Tichondrius_87]

probably not. but this is a contest. and you didn't submit a joke, so you're no longer elligible.

what's the best way to tune a bag pipe?
with a pitchfork.

[Ragnarhox]

[QUOTE=what's the best way to tune a bag pipe?
with a pitchfork.[/QUOTE]

I know its past the date...and i know im not eligable after i finish with the next sentence...but that was on the last crappy joke conest.

[Pulp Fiktion]

ur momas so fat i went to burger king and ordered a wopper with cheese and she jumps off the fryer yells order up! ( kinda lame but really gross if u think about it)

[ken2520]

i ate ur mom so thats y there was a chunk missing

mahaha i win