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Army Humor
Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee Mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his second day, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head. On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him.
((My Mom sends these to me and I pass on the gigglels~.0 ))
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LMAO, that's a good one, I'll have to remember it.
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LMAO, nice, you never fail to amuse me with your jokes!
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Thanks ^^ I just hope you laugh at some of them as hard as I do ~.0
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heyyyy im planning on joining the marines lol
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good one lol keep em coming
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Hurly91 Wrote:I don't get it .......... 
explain me plz?
If they gave him a toothbrush and then pulled his teeth...gave him a comb and then shaved his head....what do you think he would think.....when given a jock strap???That they planned to cut his wanger off!!!!! Thats what it meant!:eek:
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Lol! omg... really sad but its ok hurley lol
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lolz good 1 i aint joinin the army stop saying lolz after everthing hurley lolz
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oh god how cant you if they give him tooth brush they take out his teeth, they give him comb they cut off hair...concluding that when they give hime a jock strap they gonna cutt er off man ok lol also pambela said this atop but w/e lol i want more jokes man
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A Jockstrap is a cup that protects your *manhood*...LOL sooooooo erm...enough said!~.0
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