"You know u play 2 much diablo II when..." jokes

[Vilestyle]

You know you play too much D2, when you break your pencil, you look for the nearest person named Charsi to get it repaired

[Venom]

You know you play too much D2, when you decide to call your father decard cain and your mother akara

[TyKe]

.... when u have to use the restroom and then think, when do my characters use the restroom, i never see them do it.

[Grave]

You know when you play too much diablo 2 when you have a child and think damn what am i going to name him since all the good names are taken!

[soulfly_NL]

When you use the skin of a serpent as Jacket, and think you now have good resists, until you figure out you can squash in a tiny piece of stone, making it even better

[brandon0220]

when you push ur nose to open a bot and chase diablo in the real world

[Alien Nation]

you know you play too much D2 when you want to kick the crap out of someone and you scream to get a strenght boost

you know you play too much D2 when u do youre budget based on soj value

you know you play too much D2 when u finish playing and you notice that you have a three day old beard on your face

[Grave]

You know that you play too much diablo 2 when you go around the school selling expensive rings and waiting for diablo clone to come out.

[DaCougarMech]

you know you play too much d2 when throw a bone at your cousin and you think it's a bone spear

[Slayer]

wo u guys sure are postin alot!!! there is 4 pages!

[The Orgasmatron]

You know you play d2 too much when every time you get in a fight, you yell " All who oppose me..BEWARE" and then try and raise a skeleton

[Slayer]

lol, yoda

[Pyrohammie]

lol that was a good one i was thinking about raising a skeleton lol ^^

[nujabes]

you know you play too much d2 when throw a bone at your cousin and you think it's a bone spear

ah nice

lol slayer unnecessary spam..."wow 4 pages!"

[DaCougarMech]

you know you play too much d2 when you dig up graves to raise skeletons then you get arrested for grave robbing

[Slayer]

lol cougar. U know you play to much Diablo II when you use IM slangs in school.

[pyrocrow]

you know you play too much d2 when you dig up graves to raise skeletons then you get arrested for grave robbing

I practically said the same thing back on page 2!

...when you stop sleeping in on saturday to play hardcore because no one will pk you.

[DaCougarMech]

you know you play too much d2 when you start peeing caffeine and your skin has grown around your chair

[pyrocrow]

... when you skip th AA and probation meetings to play

[Dynafrom]

You know when you play too much d2 when you see a old man and you call him a necromancer.
... when you call your grandma akara.