The Diablo Daily

[Bloodangel26]

i am looking for mr. brillo mr. flick, but he was looking for you before i got here i believe

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

Lick, over here NOW

(lika a mother talking to her children) cover your ears its fince to get ugly

Lick you got some xplainin to do

[Bloodangel26]

uh oh..someone is in trouble...*pretends to be busy with something in the corner while he tries to eavesdrop*

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

Inner Thoughts: Even though I used those icee's as a ploy to get rid of Skitz, now i actually need one. Damn he needs to hurry ,but I can tell you this much if the icee's get here before Lick answers there will be hell to pay.

[Bloodangel26]

inner thoughts:i'm hungry....i hope meshif doesnt leave without me...whats for dinner?....i wish i wasnt at work....what rank comes after elite knight and how many posts does it take to get?....that girl over there is cute...what is an icee?...what is the meaning of life?....why am i here?....that ones easy, brillo called a meeting...when is this meeting going to start anyways?

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

Inner thoughts:gr ill have to get him later but the employee's are getting restless especially Moorehead. He looks like a damn train ran over him this morning and plus the story he has to cover even though we wont print it it would be nice to have something to print immediately following the ha reconstuction. Let's get this thing started.

Private Meeting:Good Morning, employees. Please stand state your name and section of the paper you report or take pictures for.

[Bloodangel26]

*mumbles* about time *stands up groggily* i'm Kraven Moorehead and i'll be covering the sports *hesitates then sits back down*

[jedimaster86]

*rushes in with icee's (aka slushies in some areas of the world) for all*
"Skitz 'O Phrenia, intern reporter"

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

Inner Thoughts: ok its official the icee's beat lick he WILL be fired (unless hmm...) Well I thought there were some photographers supposed to be here wonder where they went should i wait for them hmm i should probably dismiss moorehead and email him the details yeah ok

Private Meeting:Ok, Mr. Moorehead due to your story in Lut Golien, I will dismiss you and e-mail you the details to you later. And Mr. Phrenia, if you don't mind waiting for those photographers I'd like to wait. Hand me one of those Icees in the mean time.

[Bloodangel26]

*grabs a slushie* thanks skitz. gotta run *hurries out mumbling something about meshif being pissed* *pops back in a second later* oh and mr. brillo i recommend sage for some type of secretary job...he makes good coffee *exits again*

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

Hmm, ok, a good thing in all secretaries. But we'll talk about that later IF he ever shows up.

[Nightbreed]

Malaeul Larsen reporting, I investigate crime and punishment in sanctuary -sips on an icee-
AHHHHHHHH BRAINFREEZE! -goes berzerk and then passes out-

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

hmm I guess we can use someone like that on the team

uh Phrenia help larsen back to his feet

[Mushroom]

what about me? am i hired? i would really like vto work for you.

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

Sir, state your name and section you work for. To work for me, following directions is key.

[Mushroom]

my name is sage necro and i would like to be a photographer

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

Ok Mr. Necro, welcome to the Diablo Daily Family. Now that I believe everyone is here thats suppose to be here, let's begin. Let's begin with the topic of the newsletter in general, any suggestions?

[Mushroom]

hmmm, we could see how the duels are going with the paladins and barbs..?

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

Eloborate, please?

[Mushroom]

well go around battle.net joining deul games, i taking photos u know..? then we report on how they went..?