Rap Battling

[bigdeath]

Look at this bitch he aint no emcee
his mom has to hold his shlong when he goes pee
man this aint the 1800s go ahead and use a fofo
Just make it that much easier to smoke your ass ho
how long it take you to grow that facial hair
dont get mad cause life aint always fair
Its not your fault you got the short end of the stick
Your a fag and your mom makes money by pullin tricks
speakin of shes knockin on my front door
I know cause i can smell whore
time for immortal to go heres the short bus
maybe later he can try to counter this and bore us
dude try to stop lookin like such a fag
in that pic you should have covered your face with a bag
just remember your a bitch and will always be
dont deny cause the truth will set you free.
later fag

[Clipse05]

like 50 a ***in punk cant rhyme shit instead he be lickin his pum pum,
ride up to ur house if u talkin shit gun ur house up like a ***n bitch,
load that desert eagle get rdy to fire those shots shoot u like a navy seal,
n leave ur ass there on the spot..

Talkin shit bout tdot? come here we'd *** u up its like a harlem in canada where ur punk ass runs out of luck, we deal wit snitches like compton does lite u up like a christmas tree n leave u on the ***in streets.

[Siluru]

YoungImmortal you don't have a ride or a gat
So quit talking about that bullshit pat pat
You can't rap, you can't rhyme
I can't stand to read another one of your pitiful lines
Your not a thug, your not a gangsta
You can't get a girl because your just a wannabe wanksta
Don't reply just go away
And get the hint we don't want you to stay

[Shellz]

3Keyz,Bitch Plz
I Move Keys Like Pollen In Bee's,Hustle Hard **** Trees
Where you think u get ur E from,are that dumb
trying to hype on sum net battling shit,go back to ya country u lil flip
u aint a real freestlyer u hada edit ur post,them mack shots hit ya like i was a ghost,**** my mans ill leave u on the IV,
Im Hood, blend in with the hood, regent be my Hood,rhymes have power just like whats under my car hood.
come to tdot see how gully i am and ill show u whats really good

[Siluru]

You are as much hood as Michael Jackson is black
You have a Chevy, Escalade, .40, Eagle, and a Mack?
Your a big lying sack of shit Jack
Nex thing your going to be "rapping" about is that 12-Guage
Yet your not even working, not even making minimum wage
Your aren't shit just a little 12 year old e-Thug
I want to see your ass come to the real hood and get mugged

[Shellz]

Real hood,stop talkin smack,and lets do this i only spit real talk
Regent Aint get no hood it is the hood u can ask clipse
stop rapping with that lisp,i think ya mom have sum stanky fish,
dont dish this shit if u cant handle,i always got a bandana wrapped around that trey eight handle,fast paced flow rock the whole show,put u six feet low,best watch whats under ur volvo,bust that fofo,snitch go call the popo

[Siluru]

Cracker - Uneducated e-Thug walks around with pistols and do-rags
Please leave these forums, pack your bags
You can't rap, can't write, nobody wants you here, get out of my sight
Oh please illiterate gangster, don't shoot me with the fofo
Oh wait you can't your just a dumb ****ing homo
Your nothing but a rich white boy trying to be broke and black
Get off the forums, buy you some crack
YoungImmortal the Uneducated e-Thug dies of a heartattack

[bigdeath]

Look its immortal o g of his isp portal
talk shit in the real world find out your ass is mortal
you lyin in the street cryin for your momma
man you couldnt even whoop the dali llama
Lets see whats, some shit about as gangsta as you...
oh yeah fairies ballet and young girls in tutus
which you would probably try to mack on you sick f uck
tell your friends how you picked em up in your imaginary truck
rollin through the subarbs and sayin its like harlem.... not that again
the only thing you rollin on is a old beat up shwinn
wearin camo like you think you a soldja
boy put that shit back in the dresser cause I already told ya
you hear hollarin from you moms room and wonder what it means
its just me makin her ass hole look like refried beans
and when im done wither her and i take my egress
look what I gave her, a new pearl necklace
but dont be mad man i dont love her
so when im done ima pass it to my brother

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

shit you wanna know what my name means?
it means lots of things but i dont even have to tell ya
darkness is around us
always
comming out of each and everyone one of us
like there is no prayer only filled with hatred
condemned the sacred
zombies walk but they dont hate me
satan will be waiting for you right next to me
and who the hell decided to call this place earth?
i see nothing but a pit hole and a spiral of death since birth
wicket shit death you have witnessed since your last breath
cuz its the last thing you'll ever do when i get my hands on you!
first start out
choking you by the throat
then put a gash in your neck
until you have lost all hope
then you'll see you wished you never ****ed with me.
ill see you dead mother******
bury you alive
long enough to pee on you while you take a sip of that
then blow that shit right up while yelling
"HAPPY NOW YOU STUPID MUTHAF****'N FAT CAT?"
IM ALREADY DEAD
YOUR MOM LOVES GIVING ME HEAD
DONT YOU JUST LOVE FAT MOMMA JOKES?
~oh NO here WE GO
not with the fat jokes!
can you ryhme mu*** ****a
lets put on a show
one-hundred-dollars for this fat hoe
COME ON NOW
dont be shy
I already got him high
oh look its your mom!
she cant even fit through the damn doors
to give you a lap dance
she's got two fat love handles the size of a basketball
and you were wondering earlier who was trying to run towards you
its ok
we can get some help for her
before she flips you the bird
to go have sex with your brother
and we all wonder
who the hell is this f***head
thinking he can have sex with anyone
but no one really wants him
shit your family must be out of their mind
so ill mind mine and let someone else waste their time
building pointless street credit but murdering people instead
figuring out what street to attack next
so i'm out this ****h
just remember
its me right infront of you when its raining-thunder.

[bigdeath]

Uh oh now immortals a goin goth
talkin like he had it bad
he probably out playin golf
with his bitch as dad
im at home playin sancho
while they both gone
she so wet i need a poncho
so you know its on
man you just need jesus
and all this crap will leave you
you think your so cold your words will freeze us
but we just dont want to be you
dwellin in crap that didnt even happen
man whats your deal
sounds like you need a slappin
to bring you back to whats real
man the only thing dark there in suburbia is your neighbors lexus
too bad you a bitch
if you were here in texas
we'd kill you snitch
but remember the words i say
cause i speak the truth
and maybe one of these days
it will set you loose
btw man i dont even reed your post lol

[Eversor]

Rap is crap.
Hey look. I just made a rhyme. If I add in a beat and make a video flashing money and shiny stuff everywhere while dry humping girls in a club, does that mean I can be a rapper too? Crap, I forgot to disrespect women and scream the n-word. Should I scream those randomly in the background? Or do I need a rap sheet, first?