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12-06-2005, 01:00 PM
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I've never been a big fan of religion, but I find this pretty amusing.
[Removed]: it's a religion worshipping a flying spaghetti monster
[Removed]: their heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano
[Removed]: and they believe that global wamring is caused by a decline in the number of pirates
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They even have a petition.
Flying Spaghetti Monster Petition Wrote:I suspect they will find it harder to ignore us when we have the pirate ship, with cannons, etc.
LOL.
Discuss.
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Wow... wtf. Thats crazy/wierd/F'cked up/can't think of the word that discribes this... wtf....
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*Thinks to himself, maybe I should worship a flying spaghetti monster* I think thats crazy.
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Word to describe this: Clever. Very clever.
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i think that all the believers dont really believe in it. they're just supporting it in a mockery of other religions
"hey! we're just like you! our stuff is ****ing unbelievable too! water to wine, walking on water, and a giant spaghetti monster!"
i like how they pointed how ridiculous some studies are with the connection between global warming and pirate population
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Quote: The concise explanation is that He become angry if we don't.
This part i found funny. All Hail the Pasta Monster and his Pirate Regalia!
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they cant be serious...why dont we worship a farting space monkey made of shit too? thats just ridiculous.
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well if you look at the facts the rise in GW is caused by the declin of pirates...it got evidence it must be true
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12-06-2005, 03:14 PM
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I already posted spaghetti propagana in the "Who the heck is Jehova?" thread
Honestly people have too much free time on their hands.
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lmao?
i'd bloody die if this became an actual legal religion
this is the effect of EXTREAM BORDEM at work or atleast some person playing with there food what next
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Since when do they have to be confirmed legal to be a religion? There's a little something called separation between church and state.
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It's a mock thing...the guy wants people to try and prove it wrong. It's like with god...you can't disprove his existance but you also can't prove it.
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are you sure its just to mock? im just wondering...because that would be a good thing if it was
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I believe he offered money for anyone that can disprove it...
It's not as bad as Scientologists who believe that whole alien theory.
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he's creating a religion of his own that can neither be proved nor disproved to mock other religions.
let's face it. most religions ask us to believe in some unbelievable stuff. he's using that to his advantage to take on religions as a whole
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SpoonMan999 Wrote:I believe he offered money for anyone that can disprove it...
It's not as bad as Scientologists who believe that whole alien theory. lol i saw that whole scientology bullshit thing on SouthPark the other day, pretty damn funny... alien overlord, soul catchers, volcanoes...
this is a funny new religion... maybe we should try it.
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SpoonMan999 Wrote:I believe he offered money for anyone that can disprove it...
It's not as bad as Scientologists who believe that whole alien theory. To be exact, 1 million dollars. Hes like 16 - 0 so far.
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Yeah, it's funny stuff.
Also, back on scientology for a second, how can you take a religion seriously when you have to pay to join and it was started by a science fiction writer?
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Silver Ice Wrote:lol i saw that whole scientology bullshit thing on SouthPark the other day, pretty damn funny... alien overlord, soul catchers, volcanoes...
this is a funny new religion... maybe we should try it.
I saw that episode a while back too, pathetic that people pay money for this crap.
Quote:and they believe that global warming is caused by a decline in the number of pirates
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE1111111111111111one111!!!!
I say ok too Mr. Noodle God, too heaven having strippers and beer, and too ignoring some crazy bastards running around with a pirate ship.... that might make sense... somewhere??? But bwtfhaxxorzzz to the ****ing global warming caused by a decrease in pirates???? How the hell does any sane person come up with that conclusion????
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Again he's not actually serious. But I do classify myself as being a member of this religion because it's hilarious.
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