Sister Rossetta, Roflmao..

[ZxSlippy191]

http://www.rossetta.com/index.html

I found this on the Internet, listen to the stupid shit that she says, she says GOD SAYS THAT SKATEBOARDING IS A SIN! Roflmao, I'd seriously register just to prove her wrong in every factor.. But sadly, Im not going to waste my intellect arguing with a Nun that has something up her.. Yeah well, Share your thoughts on how stupid and idiotic her thoughts on "Christianity" [Yeah right] Are...

[nujabes]

well they have a picture of a man in only a thong dancing in a church, assuming it is one since hes holding crosses and that it looks like hes standing on a window in a church. that might be more sinful than skateboarding. pornography maybe?

[DaCougarMech]

ahahahahaha
"winning the war on mastur bation" hahaha

Sister Taffy Davenport Crockett Gaines (and who knows how many other men she's slept with--and women) once befriended Sister Rossetta at a secret women's Bible retreat. We shared special moments, but it was all PRETENSE on Taffy's part to satisfy carnal urges. That's right, Taffy is a lesbo bisexual swinger, controlled by Satan

hahahahaha

Christians want to know:Why do Condoms look like Halos?

oh my rofl

Skateboarding is a SIN!

Look at some of the ringleaders:

• Sinners in Las Vegas, drinking booze, high on drugs, and boasting about skateboarding in the casinos!
  
• Wicked Grind! they ADMIT the fact that skateboarding is wicked, and they DON'T CARE!

Over the years, many strong-willed juveniles have questioned Sister Rossetta on why skateboarding is a sin. Some don't even think the Bible talks about skateboarding!

Christian teens should have heard countless sermons from the pulpit on the evils of skateboarding, but society has degenerated to the point that even so-called Christians may not know the dangers surrounding that tool of the Devil, the skateboard
Sister Rossetta wants to settle this for good, so she has agreed to provide scriptural evidence to those who haven't read their Bibles lately, if at all:
Ezekiel 1:16-22
The appearance of the wheels and their work was like unto the colour of a beryl: and they four had one likeness: and their appearance and their work was as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel.
Ezekiel describes the rudimentary elements of the skateboard. Naturally, such sinful conveyances didn't exist in his day, so he could only use the words of his generation. It sounds like four wheels on a skateboard to Sister Rossetta!
1:17
When they went, they went upon their four sides: and they turned not when they went.
Skateboarding juvenile deliquents, taking over the sidewalks and the streets, paying no heed to the havoc they wreak!
1:18
As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.
Ezekiel saw today's skateboarders wearing Nose rings, Earrings, Pierced navels, ******s and *********. All of them are high on drugs! Some of them are wearing dreadlocks!
1:19
And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them: and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.
Those youngsters won't go anywhere without their skateboards. When Ezekiel says they were "lifted up," he can only be describing skateboard air-borne manuevers.
1:20
Whithersoever the spirit was to go, they went, thither was their spirit to go; and the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature was in the wheels.
The teenagers are completely controlled by their skateboards! And Satan has dominion over them!
1:21
When those went, these went; and when those stood, these stood; and when those were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature was in the wheels.
Peer pressure to follow the crowd! And Satan in control!
1:22
And the likeness of the firmament upon the heads of the living creature was as the colour of the terrible crystal, stretched forth over their heads above. Certainly these are the "terrible crystals" young people wear around their necks!

too hilarious. if it weren't true, it would be the funniest joke ever

edit~
i just had to add this

Jesus was born on December 25th, 0000! Before that, nobody knew what year they were living in. -- Sister Rossetta, 09:16:51 12/06/05 Tue

[TroGdoR]

I think the whole thing is absurd. But once again, they are entitled to their opinions as long as they stay away from the booze!

[DaCougarMech]

i was just looking over the site and it was actually created as a parody of real nuns except that the member known as sister rossetta is actually a crazy nun

[[/sarcasm]]

You guys ever heard of satire? Become familiar with the word, because it's everywhere on the internet.

[FrogMan]

argghhh... what a retard....*%*^^&*&$*&&*&*($&, can't even think of something to say without swearing in it

[5|*42]

This reminds me of the Catholic Church site about how to tell if you child is a goth, and another site about why Linux is bad for your computer.

[Tool]

You guys (those who thought it was real) are ****ing stupid. Jesus tap dancing Christ.

Hey guys... Did you know they took gullible out of the dictionary?

[Tool]

You guys (those who thought it was real) are ****ing stupid. Jesus tap dancing Christ.

Hey guys... Did you know they took gullible out of the dictionary?