Wanna Dance?

[A.D.]

So this guy walks up to this girl in this club, and the music is just blaring. Over the thudding base he yells "I love this song! You want to dance?" The girl looks back at him and rolls her eyes, replying "I don't like this song, and even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you." The guy retorts "No, no. I said you look fat in those pants."

[Shift]

Nice. Almost made me laugh.

[Bloodangel26]

errrm....not very funny, sorry. good answer though, girl rolled her eyes at me i'd probably say something like that too

[ggkthx]

...Lol

[Z3R0]

It was a smooth come back on his part, but not really that funny.

Additional Comment:
This guy goes to a whorehouse and says to the Madam, "I want to get screwed."

The Madam tells him to go up to room #12 and knock on the door. The guy walks up to the door, knocks on it, and says, "I really want to get screwed, bad!"

A very sexy voice replies "Just slide $20 under the door."

So the man slides the $20 under the door and waits... Nothing Happens! He knocks on the door again, and yells out "I want to get screwed!"

The sexy voice behind the door answers, "Again?"