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Chuck Norris Jokes
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#41
05-24-2006, 01:30 PM
And who cares about Bruce Lee?... This is a Chuck Norris Joke Thread...

Great jokes by the way, I hear em on WoW alot.. Stupid barrens general chat makes my brain fry.
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#42
05-31-2006, 06:23 AM
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#43
06-01-2006, 01:18 AM
lol i think i kno where you got that from Tongue
but still noris is starting to get old i hear it way way to much thats its driving me mad @.@
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#44
06-07-2006, 03:02 AM
Rofl thats awesome almostdeadly.
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#45
06-07-2006, 05:11 AM
Sort of misleading however, we all know chuck norris kills with his fists and feet.
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#46
06-07-2006, 05:45 AM
He can kill you by staring at you. It's like your blood just freezes and you die. Don't make eye contact.
You can run....but you'll just die tired.
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#47
06-17-2006, 09:41 AM
i'm sry if this threads too old to revive but i heard a really good chuck norris joke and it made me laugh at first so i figured i'd put it up here(wasn't on list).

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter
As long as darkness flows through my veins, I will never cease, As long as my dreams still haunt me, I will never show mercy, and as long as evil lives I will never die.....
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#48
06-17-2006, 02:30 PM
its another joke but in chuck norris form hilarious
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#49
06-20-2006, 02:52 AM
My personal favorites..

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pees.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave his beard with a knife, he sharpens knives on his beard. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

Any man can piss on the floor, but Chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling.
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#50
06-20-2006, 06:10 AM
LoL those kokes are so awesome. I am still laughing
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#51
06-20-2006, 08:28 AM
some of em are funny to me so i dont get but hell nice jokes!
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