Fishing

[Pamela]

[B]Four old timers were on their weekly fishing trip, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the boat, meet his buddies and fish.

His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority;
figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."[/B][B][/B]

[INDENT][INDENT][B]Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are Christmas morning sitting in their boat.

The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a
diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."

Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise
I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

Number 3 guy says, "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they
have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense to go fishing. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, "Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for sex or fishing " and she said, "You'll need a
sweater!!!"[/B]
[B][/B]
[B]lol A cousin sent this![/B][B][/B]

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[hommie3231]

hahaha, i like that

[Pulp Fiktion]

wow

i dont get it ?

[Phallock]

Perfect. Think I am going to give it a try. I know it works when I come home late after drinking. Make a lot of noise and say, "Honey, if your awake we are going to have "some fun" in the sack tonight!" Funny, she never seems to be awake to lecture me anymore! :-)

[AngelOfSin]

haha thats pretty funny ^ good thinkin

[Pamela]

wow

i dont get it ?

How old are you?
The wife would rather the husband go fishing than have sex.

[PoTatoes]

kids these days , lol funny ass joke pam.

you should be one of the people on comedycentral at night, your jokes are kickass

[John]

nice LOL
Whats new, just another wife unhappy with sex