04-17-2003, 01:46 PM
OK have u guys ever stayed up really late aftrer playing computer or gettin home from doing somthing! to turn on the tv and see damn infomerical! I just wanna hurl when i see these all though disguysted i still seem to watch them
o well they alwasy start with some big flasy banners and the logo running across the screen then go into 2 people standing theri with their thumbs up their asses anyways the 2 people are 1 is the moron playing stupid and the other guy is the inventor and the dumb guy says something like hey what do u have here this is neato! ""NOT"" then the seller guy will be like well what we have here is abosutly revoultonary and gonna make world peace and prevent poverity iam tellin ya hes talkin to us and the stupid guy then ,, the dumb guy goes well just what does this thing do ,, smatr guy well dumb guy it does it all iam tellin ya goes about showing everything this thing can do then the dumb guy comes on saysing wow this is amazing iam getting it wow this qwill increase my life span my god smart guy how did u do it then the smart guys goes about telling what its made of or whatever and the dumb guys comes back saying well i cant live without it and then gives u the number to call for 100 easy payment of 50 bucks plus 10 bucks shipping in small letters! GIVE ME A BREAK dont these fagot hippies have anything better to do jesus christ they could just show the damn thing but no they have to go into this big overdramatic detail about it and all it does !! DIE INFOMERICALS DIE! ok sorry that was uncalled for sorry guys really
cough cough die.. ok iam out thanks for reading stay tuned for more bashing of stupid things brought to you by me!

