A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a
party and
invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the
only
redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters and
BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating
gator
in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
nerve to
jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash.
Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting
the
gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes
with his
thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the
gator on
the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of
Judo
Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the
gator
were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator
and let
it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly
climbed
out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
bet.? How
about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing.? How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock
options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the
pool.
(lol Mom again)
party and
invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the
only
redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters and
BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating
gator
in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
nerve to
jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash.
Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting
the
gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes
with his
thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the
gator on
the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of
Judo
Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the
gator
were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator
and let
it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly
climbed
out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
bet.? How
about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing.? How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock
options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the
pool.
(lol Mom again)
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
