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The Blonde
#1
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the
bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" she asks.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's
dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt
Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,
right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough,
there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bitch," she screams. "My husband's having a heart
attack,and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!

(Mom again)
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
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#2
Another Good Blonde Joke!
Good one Pam.
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#3
hahaha lmao thats awesome
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#4
Mom sends them ^^
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
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