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Never call your Mom on Thanksgiving
#1
Never call Mom on Thanksgiving.You never get away with just wishing a happy holliday.I am at 4 hours...I know more about my extended family than I ever cared to.I now know who is out of work,who is in jail,who is sick,who is cheating on their spouse....please ....someone call my phone company and have my phone cut off.
Going on 5 hours now.She is going to the Beauty Shop and telling other people off online.I am getting extensive details.I don't think I have spoken for over a half hour.
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#2
good idea but youll have to pay to get the phone back.
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#3
Dude I will pay if she shuts up or goes away. I am still on the phone.
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#4
make an excuse to get off the phone... lie if you have to
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#5
OH Thank you GOD!!! I dropped the phone.
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#6
Lol, "dropped the phone" always works for me... watch out though she might call back wondering why you disappeared.
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#7
Lol i know how u feel. My mom is the same
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#8
Damn Grave..she did EXACTLY that! *sighs* I am doomed.
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#9
I'm sorry Pamela.. but.. ROFL!!!!.. sorry I had to say that.. well anyways its your mom and yeah anything can get annoying but probably to her your just hella important you kno.. so umm yeh..
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#10
Sau Ur Battery Is Dieng


be like ooo mom OO NO MY BATTERY * hang up *


yeah i used to pull that awesome trick on my old old gf when she wouldnt stfu
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#11
w00t! w00t!!!! OMG someone came to the door and she had to hang up!!!!Ilove you UPS....*Drops to knees and kisses the floor ...after taking the phone off the hook.*
About 5 people beeped in...damn I should superglue the phone to my ear.
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#12
or get an ear peice?
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#13
or buy a cell phone?
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Pamela Wrote:w00t! w00t!!!! OMG someone came to the door and she had to hang up!!!!Ilove you UPS....*Drops to knees and kisses the floor ...after taking the phone off the hook.*
About 5 people beeped in...damn I should superglue the phone to my ear.

Do you get a lot of deliveries? I seem to remember the UPS bailing you out of bleeding all over the place one time.
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#15
Yah I get lots of deliveriries and I still bled all over the damn place.This time it was HER door!She passed the phone to my little nephew and we joked about my Mom for a bit and I promised to smuggle him some Godzilla tapes for Christmas if he kissed my Mom for me and told her I had to go.I already have 3 for him but I am looking to get The Smog Monster,and a few of the newer ones.I told him to give his Grandma and Mom hell,he could always come live with me! He laughed and kissed me on the phone and promised to be as rowdy as possible.(This is payback for all the times she played chase with my kids in department stores)
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#16
geez, pam. you're a mom yourself
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