Smartass Answers

[Pamela]

[B]THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006[/B]

[B]SMART ASS ANSWER #6[/B]

[B]It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.

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[B]SMART ASS ANSWER #5[/B]
[B]A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

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[B]SMART ASS ANSWER #4[/B]
[B]A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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[B]SMART ASS ANSWER #3[/B]
[B]The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

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[B]SMART ASS ANSW ER # 2[/B]
[B]A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads, "

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[B]Low[/B][B]Bridge[/B][B] Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.[/B]

[B]Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."[/B]

[B]SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006[/B]

[B]A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."[/B]

[Gods]

hahaha the last one was funny as hell:

"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
OWNED!!!!

[fleaflickerx]

the kid got pwned, I'm sorry dumped on by a teacher like that.

[Nex]

[B] "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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rofl! that one was awsome, nice one pam! laugh:

[Blue]

oh man those are funny

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

(instigating, cups hands around mouth) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!

[Mushroomhead18nc]

ive seriously never laughed out loud from reading an internet joke. Great job on these, I love the last one.

[Fuggle]

I believe you've posted all of these as separate threads.
Btw, Hooters Air sadly closed their doors for normal flights : (

[Pamela]

I believe you've posted all of these as separate threads.
Btw, Hooters Air sadly closed their doors for normal flights : (

Hell probably in the archives. You missing Hooters flights Fuggy?That actually cracked me up reading it dude.laugh: I swear to god it did.

[Blue]

man i printed them and showed them to everyone, which is fortunate that you did it at this time, right before my semester exams. everyone burst out laughing

[Pamela]

LMAO I am glad they were enjoyed hun ^^ BTW good luck on the exams.