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Eating Fingers
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This is for everyone who...has kids, had kids, was a kid, knows a kid or is ever going to have kids!!



I was packing for my business trip, and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this", and stuck out two of her fingers.



Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again, and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.



I said, "What's wrong, honey?"



She replied, "What happened to my booger?


(Not really a joke but funny as hell)laugh:
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#2
Heh, nothing better than other peoples nose candy.
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#3
rofl
true story?
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#4
I am sure it has happened...I know I used to eat boogers as a kid....most do.
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#5
well then im not most to me thats disgusting..
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#6
nice pam, nice

i'm gunna go throw up now.
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#7
LMAO I was a kid and was dared to!
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#8
well i didnt cause im not that stupid

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OK OK i am stupid but i didnt do that!
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#9
Eww lol. Funny one, but didnt make me go LOL like the other jokes.
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#10
mmm tasty..... lol
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#11
this was funny, until pam posted
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#12
it's one thing to pick your nose until it bleeds
it's another to pick someone else's nose until it bleeds
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#13
lol, my mom tells me stories of the nursing home she works in, you should hear how many stories she has of people asleep with fingers in their nose
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#14
eew thats just plain sick *pukes*
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#15
lol i laughed really hard at that one
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#16
LOL It was just a cute e-mail I got from Mom...she sends a lot of this.
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