03-26-2007, 01:18 AM
Disclaimer[SIZE=3] My Mom sent this in an e-mail[/SIZE]
Dear Friends and Relatives:
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000.00 for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to
put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room
for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington
D.C.
Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue
should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of
George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who
never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the
difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest
Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and
when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not
knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after
taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
Thank you.
Bill Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
P.P.S And another thing.....Now let me get this straight. Bill
Clinton is getting $12 Million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got
$8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people
who
for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't
remember anything.
God Bless America!
Dear Friends and Relatives:
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000.00 for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to
put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room
for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington
D.C.
Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue
should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of
George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who
never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the
difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest
Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and
when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not
knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after
taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
Thank you.
Bill Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
P.P.S And another thing.....Now let me get this straight. Bill
Clinton is getting $12 Million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got
$8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people
who
for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't
remember anything.
God Bless America!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
