9 Things I hate

[Pamela]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point
at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the
T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found
it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their
asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it,
couldn't be new.


8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's
longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the
bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[Bartender]

@8 be dead.

[Ragnarhox]

I hate when you buy something and it say, "10% FREE!" on the box. Your paying for everything in the box. Unless they give me that 10% FREE after I have bought the product then I'm not really getting anything for free.

Or when someone IM's me with, "Are you there?" Think about it. Asking someone you believe may be absent if they are there. As if I'm going to say no when I'm not there.

[Pamela]

LMAO Yah that happens to me all the time.To be fair I stay logged in and they really are asking *Pam!!! Is your ass in front of the computer?*
If they get a "No dumbshit i'm not. What's up?" They have their answer.

[John]

this reminds me of the "things that make you crabby" thread. LOL @ #5

[Darkemperor121]

This was really, really funny :-D

[Fuggle]

I say "You there?" all the time, mostly if people have "away" as their status, because most of the time, they actually are there. We assume if you don't answer than you aren't there.

[Aemaeth]

We? Is their more than one of you?

[Fuggle]

Lol Scott, We as in "those of us who say 'You There?'..."

[Pamela]

Lol Scott, We as in "those of us who say 'You There?'..."

He just owned you Fuggy^^laugh: