03-27-2007, 10:59 AM
This guy goes to a bar and goes up to the counter and orders himself 4 shots of whiskey. He drinks one... and pours one into his pocket.. the bartender just looks at him like ooook. He drinks another one and pours the 4th one into his pocket... and he orders himself four more shots. And he does the same thing, he drinks one and pours one into his pocket and the bartender asks "why are you pouring the whiskey into your pocket?" So the guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a little piano... and then he pulls out this thing that looks like a little actionfigure... the bartender says "ooook" but then realizes its a tiny little man. The bartender asks the man if he could buy the little piano player and the guy says "I can't sell him, i'm sorry he's priceless... but I can sell you this..." and he pulls out this bottle from his other pocket and says "this is a genie's magic lamp.. inside is a genie that will grant you 1 wish of anything you want." "Well," the bartender accepts and gives the guy 50$ for it. He rubs the bottle and this genie comes out and says "I will grant you one wish... what will it be?" The bartender says "I want a million bucks..." the genie says ok and then disappears back into the bottle... next thing the bartender knows a million ducks are falling from the sky. He walks up the guy with the little piano player and says "what the hell? I asked for a million bucks and got a million ducks, that genie must be hard of hearing..." the guy with the piano player says "yeah he is, you think I asked for a 10 inch pianist?"
Got it from a friend rolleyes:, quite long though but its kind of funny.
Got it from a friend rolleyes:, quite long though but its kind of funny.
