Senior Center

[Pamela]

It was entertainment night at the SeniorCenter and the Amazing Calvin
was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist do his stuff.

As Calvin went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike
most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a
trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Calvin withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on
this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family
for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth
while quietly chanting.
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ". The crowd became
mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its
polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,
until, suddenly, it slipped from the Hypnotist's fingers and fell to the
floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"SHIT", said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the SeniorCenter ...

[Fuggle]

Meh, it was ok I guess, not one of my favs.

[xNemesis]

HAH! it took me a second to get that at first haha. Not bad pam.

[Tap]

Where were the depends?

[Pamela]

Depends on if they remembered to wear them ~.0

[Speedyw00t]

dont get it....

[L4E]

the old people did what he said. thats the joke..

[fleaflickerx]

thats bad.....

[Pamela]

LOL I got a visual on it though and it made it even more funny.I have taken care of and (even now) help older people and trust me this happens.