07-28-2007, 11:20 AM
A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?"
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, male, female, any time, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty or clean. It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it more and more every day!"
Eyes now wide with interest, the the guy responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, male, female, any time, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty or clean. It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it more and more every day!"
Eyes now wide with interest, the the guy responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
