05-16-2003, 05:08 PM
Confucious Says Again
Confucious say... "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
Confucious say... "Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam."
Confucious say... "Virgin like balloon. . . one prick, all gone."
Confucious say... "Baseball wrong. . . man with four balls cannot walk."
Confucious say... "Work to become, not to acquire."
Confucious say... "Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
Confucious say... "A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
Confucious say... "Find old man in dark, not hard."
Confucious say... "Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
Confucious say... "Ok for shit to happen. . . will decompose."
Confucious say... "Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
Confucious say... "Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind."
Confucious say... "Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."
Confucious say... "Don't drink and park, accidents cause people."
Confucious say... "He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."
Confucious say... "Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out."
Confucious say... "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
Confucious say... "Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."
Confucious say... "Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot is unsanitary."
Confucious say... "Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
Confucious say... "Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants."
Confucious say... "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted."
Confucious say... "War not determine who's right, war determines who's left."
Confucious say... "Those who quote me are fools."
Confucious say... "America good place to put chinese restaurant."
Confucious say... "Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
Confucious say... "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."
Confucious say... "Man who run behind car get exhausted."
Confucious say... "Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is ****ing nuts."
Confucious say... "Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time."
Confucious say... "Man who go to bed with a problem in hand wakes up in the morning with a solution in hand."
Confucious say... "He who refuses to listen is lying."
Confucious say... "He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts."
Confucious say... "He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons."
Confucious say... "He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind."
Confucious say... "Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache."
Confucious say... "Wash your face in the morning, neck at night."
Confucious say... "Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth."
Confucious say... "Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup."
Confucious say... "Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger."
Confucious say... "Man born in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard."
Confucious say... "Confucious say it take square ass to shitt a brick."
Confucious say... "Rape is impossible. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with pants down!"
Confucious say... "He who sniffs Coke, drowns."
Confucious say... "Crowded elevator smells different to midget."
Confucious say... "Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!"
Confucious say... "To make egg roll, push it."
Confucious say... "Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy..."
Confucious say... "He who fart in church sit in own pew."
Confucious say... "He who ****s dynamite gets big bang out of it."
Confucious say... "She who rides bike peddles ass all over town."
Confucious say... "He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key."
Confucious say... "Man who pick nose - head cave in."
Confucious say... "Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off."
Confucious say... "Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father."
Confucious say... "Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic."
Confucious say... "Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink."
Confucious say... "Man who piss into strong wind gets wet."
Confucious say... "Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks."
Confucious say... "Hamsters which crawl into the wrong orifice get shit-faced."
Confucious say... "Man with athletic finger make broad jump."
Confucious say... "Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent."
Confucious say... "Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom."
Confucious say... "All men eat, but Fu Manchu."
Confucious say... "Secretary not part of furniture until screwed on desk."
Confucious say... "Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker..."
Confucious say... "Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner."
Confucious say... "Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus."
Confucious say... "He who let woman on top is ****ing up."
Confucious say... "People who make Confucious joke speak bad English."
Confucious say... "Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house."
Confucious say... "I didn't say that!!!"
Confucious say... "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky."
Confucious say... "Live life by dog's rule. If you can't eat it of **** it... Piss on it."
Confucious say... "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
Confucious say... "Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam."
Confucious say... "Virgin like balloon. . . one prick, all gone."
Confucious say... "Baseball wrong. . . man with four balls cannot walk."
Confucious say... "Work to become, not to acquire."
Confucious say... "Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
Confucious say... "A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
Confucious say... "Find old man in dark, not hard."
Confucious say... "Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
Confucious say... "Ok for shit to happen. . . will decompose."
Confucious say... "Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
Confucious say... "Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind."
Confucious say... "Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."
Confucious say... "Don't drink and park, accidents cause people."
Confucious say... "He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."
Confucious say... "Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out."
Confucious say... "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
Confucious say... "Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."
Confucious say... "Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot is unsanitary."
Confucious say... "Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
Confucious say... "Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants."
Confucious say... "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted."
Confucious say... "War not determine who's right, war determines who's left."
Confucious say... "Those who quote me are fools."
Confucious say... "America good place to put chinese restaurant."
Confucious say... "Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
Confucious say... "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."
Confucious say... "Man who run behind car get exhausted."
Confucious say... "Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is ****ing nuts."
Confucious say... "Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time."
Confucious say... "Man who go to bed with a problem in hand wakes up in the morning with a solution in hand."
Confucious say... "He who refuses to listen is lying."
Confucious say... "He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts."
Confucious say... "He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons."
Confucious say... "He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind."
Confucious say... "Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache."
Confucious say... "Wash your face in the morning, neck at night."
Confucious say... "Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth."
Confucious say... "Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup."
Confucious say... "Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger."
Confucious say... "Man born in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard."
Confucious say... "Confucious say it take square ass to shitt a brick."
Confucious say... "Rape is impossible. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with pants down!"
Confucious say... "He who sniffs Coke, drowns."
Confucious say... "Crowded elevator smells different to midget."
Confucious say... "Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!"
Confucious say... "To make egg roll, push it."
Confucious say... "Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy..."
Confucious say... "He who fart in church sit in own pew."
Confucious say... "He who ****s dynamite gets big bang out of it."
Confucious say... "She who rides bike peddles ass all over town."
Confucious say... "He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key."
Confucious say... "Man who pick nose - head cave in."
Confucious say... "Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off."
Confucious say... "Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father."
Confucious say... "Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic."
Confucious say... "Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink."
Confucious say... "Man who piss into strong wind gets wet."
Confucious say... "Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks."
Confucious say... "Hamsters which crawl into the wrong orifice get shit-faced."
Confucious say... "Man with athletic finger make broad jump."
Confucious say... "Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent."
Confucious say... "Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom."
Confucious say... "All men eat, but Fu Manchu."
Confucious say... "Secretary not part of furniture until screwed on desk."
Confucious say... "Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker..."
Confucious say... "Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner."
Confucious say... "Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus."
Confucious say... "He who let woman on top is ****ing up."
Confucious say... "People who make Confucious joke speak bad English."
Confucious say... "Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house."
Confucious say... "I didn't say that!!!"
Confucious say... "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky."
Confucious say... "Live life by dog's rule. If you can't eat it of **** it... Piss on it."
